The Best 50 Limb Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Limb jokes. There are some limb appendage jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these limb femur puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Limb Jokes and Puns

My dad always told me to treat women like flowers.

So I tore my girlfriend apart limb by limb to find out whether or not she loved me.

Scientists thought they had found a limb of an ancient hominid...

but it was just a fossil arm.

I was very confused the other dah

I was discussing religion with a man and he claimed to be a "moose limb". Must be some kinda canadian thing I guess.

Limb joke, I was very confused the other dah

A limbo champion walks into a bar

and loses his title.

The downside of robotic limb replacements is that they cost an arm and a leg

The upside of robotic limb replacements is that they cost an arm and a leg


Double limb transplants are so expensive

They cost an arm and leg

You are what you think you are

Her: What do you do?

Me: Global prosthetics distribution.

Her: So you're an artificial limb salesman?

Me: I prefer 'international arms dealer'.

Limb joke, You are what you think you are

I hate how people treat amputees differently.

Just because they're missing a limb or two doesn't make them any less of a person.

What do you call it when a weightloss contest participant loses a limb?

Dedicated

So this Limbo Champion walks into a bar...

and was immediately disqualified.

If Anakin lost a limb in II and Luke lost a limb in V, then in VIII

Rey WILL NOT lose a limb, because she already lost a Han.

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A limbo dancer walks into a bar.

She's bad at her job.

Tree house builders get no respect...

I mean they go out on a limb to build these things!

After days of refusing, the boy finally worked up the courage to climb a tall tree

He really went out on a limb

Two limbo players walked into a bar.

They lost.

Why did the limb doctor get arrested?

Possession of arms

Limb joke, Why did the limb doctor get arrested?

A limbo contestant walks into a bar

He is immediately disqualified

So I heard a tree service worker tried to stuff one of his coworkers into a wood chipper....

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say he doesn't have a shred of decency .

A limbo dancer walks into a bar

He is ashamed.


A limbo dancer walks into a bar...

And was immediately disqualified.

When it comes to the limbo...

I'm raising the bar!

A limbo player walks into a bar.

He loses.

What did the squirrel do to try and impress his date?

He went out on a limb.

A limbo champion walks into a bar

Instant disqualification.

A limbo performer walks into a bar

Poor girl got fired

If I ever find the guy who messed up my limb transplants,

I'm going to kill him with my bear hands.

Limbo dance is way too easy...

...let's raise the bar!

How to lose a limb in star wars?

Be a Jedi and a Skywalker.

Im gonna go out on a limb here...

... and say climbing this tree was a bad idea.

I've known my limbo partner for years...

...we go way back.

My friends asked me to swim in a lake full of piranhas...

I went out on a limb and said it hurt.

Why did the limbless gladiator surrender?

He was unarmed and defeated.

Limbless man found stuck inside fallen tree

Police are stumped

I went to the prosthetic limb store to buy some new hands

"Two of each hand please." I say to the man at the counter.
"We're all out of left hands sir." He responds.
"All right then."

Whenever i limbo....

I like to set the bar high

What do you call it when you fall asleep and wake up without a limb?

Narcoleprosy

What do you call a limb that has been transplanted?

A hand-me-down.

Amputate?

Doctor: Mr. Franco, I'm sorry to tell you that your leg has developed gangrene, and if we don't amputate immediately, you may die due to infection.

Shall I schedule the surgery?

Mr. Franco: Hmm... I'm gonna go out on a limb and say no.

The Limbo

In order to set the bar high, you have to set the bar low..

A limbo contestant walks into a bar...

...and is eliminated from the competition.

How do you know an amputee loves you?

He goes out on a limb for you.

I went on a limbo tour around Europe

My best performance was in Norway.
There I went Oslo as I could go.

Limbo stick stolen.

How low can you go?

If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery..

I'll kill him with my bear hands.

A limbo champion walked into a bar.

He was disqualified.

If I write with the wrong hand that I've lost a limb to Lefty Loathin' Larry...

Then the right hand is my left hand, and my right hand is what's left!

So this guy absolutely hated pirates...

He wouldn't have anything to do with them. Eventually, we realized it wasn't all pirates. Just peg-leg pirates. Actually, it was anybody who had lost a lower limb. We later discovered he was lack-toes intolerant.

A limbo champion walks into a bar

They lost

A limbo champion walks into a bar

She's immediately disqualified

A limbo dancer walks into a bar.

Gets disqualified.

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