Following is our collection of funniest Limb jokes. There are some limb appendage jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these limb femur puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
So I tore my girlfriend apart limb by limb to find out whether or not she loved me.
but it was just a fossil arm.
I was discussing religion with a man and he claimed to be a "moose limb". Must be some kinda canadian thing I guess.
and loses his title.
The upside of robotic limb replacements is that they cost an arm and a leg
They cost an arm and leg
Her: What do you do?
Me: Global prosthetics distribution.
Her: So you're an artificial limb salesman?
Me: I prefer 'international arms dealer'.
Just because they're missing a limb or two doesn't make them any less of a person.
Dedicated
and was immediately disqualified.
Rey WILL NOT lose a limb, because she already lost a Han.
You can explore limb bone reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean limb prosthesis dad jokes. There are also limb puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
She's bad at her job.
I mean they go out on a limb to build these things!
He really went out on a limb
They lost.
Possession of arms
He is immediately disqualified
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say he doesn't have a shred of decency .
He is ashamed.
And was immediately disqualified.
I'm raising the bar!
He loses.
He went out on a limb.
Instant disqualification.
Poor girl got fired
I'm going to kill him with my bear hands.
...let's raise the bar!
Be a Jedi and a Skywalker.
... and say climbing this tree was a bad idea.
...we go way back.
I went out on a limb and said it hurt.
He was unarmed and defeated.
Police are stumped
"Two of each hand please." I say to the man at the counter.
"We're all out of left hands sir." He responds.
"All right then."
I like to set the bar high
Narcoleprosy
A hand-me-down.
Doctor: Mr. Franco, I'm sorry to tell you that your leg has developed gangrene, and if we don't amputate immediately, you may die due to infection.
Shall I schedule the surgery?
Mr. Franco: Hmm... I'm gonna go out on a limb and say no.
In order to set the bar high, you have to set the bar low..
...and is eliminated from the competition.
He goes out on a limb for you.
My best performance was in Norway.
There I went Oslo as I could go.
How low can you go?
I'll kill him with my bear hands.
He was disqualified.
Then the right hand is my left hand, and my right hand is what's left!
He wouldn't have anything to do with them. Eventually, we realized it wasn't all pirates. Just peg-leg pirates. Actually, it was anybody who had lost a lower limb. We later discovered he was lack-toes intolerant.
They lost
She's immediately disqualified
Gets disqualified.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the limb amputation jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working limb limbless piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.