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Lima Beans Jokes

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What is a good lima beans joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

Donald Trump has never had a Lima Bean on his chest.

A mother takes her crying baby to the hospital.....

The doctor gets out his little exam light and ends up pulling a Lima bean out of the kids left ear, a baby carrot out of one nostril, a Skittle and two peas out of the other nostril and a hunk of pear out of the kids' right ear.
The mom cringes as she watches all of this, then asks the doctor what's wrong with the kid.
The doctor shrugs a bit and says, "I'm not sure yet, but for one thing, he certainly isn't eating right."

Whats the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay $200 to have a lima bean on me.

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

What do you call a deceptive legume?

A Lima bean

What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

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