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Lily Flower Jokes

6 lily flower jokes and hilarious lily flower puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lily flower that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Lily Flower Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good lily flower joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A girl asked her dad "Why is my name Rose?"

Her dad said "Because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell to your forehead"
The girl's sister asked the same. "Daddy, why is my name Lily?"
"As a baby, the petal of a lily flower fell on your head."
The youngest daughter then approached.
"AUUGHMMGRNMMM"
"Shut up, Cinderblock." The dad said.

A woman had three young daughters...

One day, the first daughter came to her and said "Mama, how did I get my name?"
"Well, the day you were born, a beautiful lily flower floated in through the window and landed on your head, so we named you Lily."
The second daughter asks "Mama, how did I get my name?"
"Well, the day you were born, a beautiful daisy flower floated in through the window and landed on your head, so we named you Daisy."
Finally the third sister goes "Gah wah nah nah wah gah nah!"
And her sisters yell back "Shut up, Brick!"

The naming of my children

Yesterday, my eldest daughter asked me,"Father, why is my name Rose?". I explain to her it was because a rose petal landed on her head as she was birthed on our patio. Curious, my middle child asked me,"Father, why is my name Lily?". I explain to her it was because when she was birthed a lily flower petal fell onto her head after it blew in through a window. My youngest grunted,"Raaghhrgh?". I reply,"Quiet down now Cinderblock we already fed you!".

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
The tiger lily.

Once upon a time there was an incredible Gardener.

So the amazing thing about this gardener is that he always knows exactly how many bags of mulch he needs for a job, just by looking. Like he gets it right, every time. He’s the best. So one day, he looks at a yard he’s working on and he’s like… 18 bags. So he goes to the store, buys 18 bags of mulch and goes to work. And when he’s finished, the flower beds are amazing! Beautiful roses, beautiful lilies and beautiful orchid bushes.
But there’s one problem, he still has 1 bag of mulch left. He can’t believe it! This has never happened before. Well, the extra bag of mulch drives him crazy, because he’s THE GUY who always gets the right amount of mulch! He’s like… aaah! Extra mulch! Oh no! So… on the drive home, he throws the bag of mulch out the window, over the side of the 101 freeway.

A woman is walking home with her three daughters- Rose, Lily, and Cinderblock.

Rose asks her mother, Mom, why did you name me Rose?
To which her mother replies, Well sweetie, when we were coming home from the hospital with you a rose fell on your head!
Lily, curious now, asks her mother Mom, why did you name me after a flower too?
To which her mother replies, Well sweetie, when we were coming home from the hospital with you a lily fell on your head!
Cinderblock says to her mother, hghghdnbgh!!? dnbgh!??!

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