The Best 6 Lilo Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Lilo jokes. There are some lilo anton jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lilo linux puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Lilo Jokes and Puns

Rhianna is writing the soundtrack for the new Lilo and Stitch movie

It's about how Stitch develops a gambling problem


Today I stole all of the inflatables from my local Pool.

Now I have to Lilo.

Why did the hitman buy an inflatable mattress?

His boss told him to lilo for a while.

A friend came to my doorstep claiming he'd robbed the pools supply cupboard.

He wanted somewhere to lilo.

What does a paedophile do at the beach?


You won't be hearing from me for a while. I'm being investigated for stealing swimming pool inflatables....

I gotta lilo.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the lilo inflatable jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working lilo kermit piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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