Lil Wayne Jokes

67 lil wayne jokes and hilarious lil wayne puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lil wayne that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Lil Wayne Short Jokes

Short lil wayne jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lil wayne humour may include short john wayne jokes also.

  1. Q anon conspiracy types must be absolutely fuming they were promised a storm...
    ...and in the end all they got was a 'lil wayne.
    I'm here all week.
  2. Did you hear the weather forecast for the hiphop festival? ...They're calling for a Lil Wayne
  3. what did the white woman say to the other white woman who confused jay-z for lil wayne? thats ludacris
  4. What did Dr.Dre say to Lil Wayne? Nothing, you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in Eminem's basement!
  5. So I hear Lil Wayne is in critical condition. I think it has to do with his lungs... He's always been a lil weezy.
  6. God is cruel God said that good lil wayne songs could be found in all corners of the Earth. Then he made the Earth round and laughed.
  7. I saw a 250 lb girl wearing a Lil Wayne t-shirt and thought, "That's just a Wayne t-shirt."
  8. Did you know that Lil Wayne's parents were murdered right in front of him? It was what inspired him to become the Batman.
  9. Darth Vader: Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas. Luke: How?
    Darth Vader: I felt your presents.
  10. How did Rihanna know what Lil' Wayne was giving her for Cristmas? Lil' Wayne was bad at wrapping.

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Lil Wayne One Liners

Which lil wayne one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lil wayne? I can suggest the ones about lil jon and drake.

  1. What's Lil Wayne's favorite pizza? Lil Siezures!
  2. Why did snoop dogg bring an umbrella? There was a Lil Wayne outside
  3. What did they call Batman when he was little? Lil Wayne
  4. What was the weather like at the rap concert? There was a Lil Wayne.
  5. So batman's son got into the rap industry .. They call him Lil' Wayne
  6. How does Lil Wayne get inspiration for his new music? He listens to his old music.
  7. Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.
  8. What do you call tiny batman? Lil Wayne
  9. Kevin Hart is so short He calls Lil Wayne "Wayne"
  10. What's a rappers favorite type of weather? A Lil Wayne
  11. Lil wayne becomes a comedian... Lol wayne
  12. Whats Lil' Waynes favorite pizza place? Little seizures
  13. What's Lil Wayne's favorite pizza? Little Caesars!
  14. When Bruce's parents were tragically shot, who taught him how to love? Lil' Wayne
  15. What's Lil' Wayne's favourite movie? Amelie Amelie Amelie

Lil Wayne Rap Jokes

Here is a list of funny lil wayne rap jokes and even better lil wayne rap puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Is it true that.. Reporter : is that true that God sent Lil Wayne to teach ppl how to rap ?
    Eminem : I don't remember sending anyone.
  • If two rap artists adopted a child… Would it be named Lil Jon Wayne?

Lil Wayne Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about lil wayne you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jay z jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lil wayne pranks.

What's lil Wayne's favorite kind of pizza?
Little Seizures.
To soon?

How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas?
Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.

I Just Checked The Weather...

They said its gonna be Drizzy outside...
Expect a Lil Wayne.

Lil Wayne's Favorite Food?

Seizure Salad.

Why was lil' Wayne tired after programming?

He did too much coding.

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

Lil Wayne, Chris Brown, and Pitbull walk into a bar.

Drake ducks.

What did the Hindu say to Lil Wayne?


What do you call a rapper who m**... a lot?

Lil Wayne-ker

A reporter asked Lil Wayne how sure was he that he contracted h**....

He said 100% positive

Arby's should sponsor lil wayne's next album

They could call it "beef and cheddar with home fries"

There's so many wrappers on the ground, look there's Lil Wayne

Lil Wayne is the kind of rapper to f**... on his money

And call it gas money.

So Lil' Wayne has spoken up about m**...'s effects on his health...

... he says he's a Lil' Weezy.

What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

I know who's Batman's real son

It's Lil Wayne!

Putting all this paper on the gifts I bought everyone this Christmas season made me realize something..

I'm almost a worse wrapper than Lil Wayne

Why does Lil Wayne use an inhaler?

Because he is a Lil Weezy :D

What is Lil Wayne's favorite snake?

Oui oui oui, oui oui oui, oui oui oui

When Batman's parents were tragically killed, who taught young Bruce how to love?

Lil Wayne had to do it all by himself

If Lil Wayne was a Royal What would he be doing on the weekends?

I don't know, but I'm sure it would involve Wayneking.

A teenage girl came across an old man sitting next to his radio, tapping his cane in time to a Lil Wayne song.

"Holy c**...! I didn't know you'd like rap music?!"
"I didn't, either," the old man replied. "It all started after my hip op".

Corny joke from a warehouse worker.

Was loading semi trailers and it was raining like h**.... Asked my team lead to step inside a trailer with me.
"Hey Billy, I keep hearing a weird noise every time I step in a trailer."
"What's it sound like?"
(While pointing at the roof) "It sounds like autotune."
"Yeah, it's just a Lil Wayne."