Lil Jokes
110 lil jokes and hilarious lil puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lil that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Lil Short Jokes
Short lil jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lil humour may include short wee jokes also.
- Q anon conspiracy types must be absolutely fuming they were promised a storm...
...and in the end all they got was a 'lil wayne.
I'm here all week. - Did you hear the weather forecast for the hiphop festival? ...They're calling for a Lil Wayne
- what did the white woman say to the other white woman who confused jay-z for lil wayne? thats ludacris
- What did Dr.Dre say to Lil Wayne? Nothing, you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in Eminem's basement!
- So I hear Lil Wayne is in critical condition. I think it has to do with his lungs... He's always been a lil weezy.
- My mom's favorite joke [clean] Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a lil boogie in it. - God is cruel God said that good lil wayne songs could be found in all corners of the Earth. Then he made the Earth round and laughed.
- Who was bigger….. Mr Bigger or Mr Bigger's baby? The baby of course…..he was just a lil Bigger.
- I saw a 250 lb girl wearing a Lil Wayne t-shirt and thought, "That's just a Wayne t-shirt."
- Did you know that Lil Wayne's parents were murdered right in front of him? It was what inspired him to become the Batman.
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Lil One Liners
Which lil one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lil? I can suggest the ones about rap and rapper.
- How come ants don't get sick? ...because they have lil' anty-bodies
*runs away* - Why were the ants unaffected by the covid virus? They have lil anty bodies.
- What's Lil Wayne's favorite pizza? Lil Siezures!
- Why did snoop dogg bring an umbrella? There was a Lil Wayne outside
- Mumble rappers are dying off Lil' by Lil'
- What did they call Batman when he was little? Lil Wayne
- What was the weather like at the rap concert? There was a Lil Wayne.
- So batman's son got into the rap industry .. They call him Lil' Wayne
- Any lil Wane song will put a victorian era child in a coma !
- Beware of Lil Nas X's Satan Shoes. The devil might steal your sole.
- How does Lil Wayne get inspiration for his new music? He listens to his old music.
- What do you call a dwarf that was on fire? A lil smokey
- Are there any medium rappers? They're always big or lil.
- How does a German tie his shoes? With 'lil knotsies.
- What's it called when a rapper goes to the gym for 20 minutes? A Lil Pump.
Lil Wayne Jokes
Here is a list of funny lil wayne jokes and even better lil wayne puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Darth Vader: Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas. Luke: How?
Darth Vader: I felt your presents. - Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.
- How did Rihanna know what Lil' Wayne was giving her for Cristmas? Lil' Wayne was bad at wrapping.
- How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas?
Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping. - What do you call tiny batman? Lil Wayne
- If Lil Wayne was a Royal What would he be doing on the weekends? I don't know, but I'm sure it would involve Wayneking.
- Is it true that.. Reporter : is that true that God sent Lil Wayne to teach ppl how to rap ?
Eminem : I don't remember sending anyone. - Putting all this paper on the gifts I bought everyone this Christmas season made me realize something.. I'm almost a worse wrapper than Lil Wayne
- Kevin Hart is so short He calls Lil Wayne "Wayne"
- What's a rappers favorite type of weather? A Lil Wayne
Lil Jon Jokes
Here is a list of funny lil jon jokes and even better lil jon puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Which two musicians are famous for saying, "What?" Lil' Jon and Beethoven.
- What do Beethoven and the hiphop artist Lil'Jon have in common? What?!
- What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb? Turned down 4 watt
- What is Lil Jon's favorite bird? the paraskeet
- What's Lil' Jon's favourite sport? CROQUET!
- What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ? Mesquite squite squite.
...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked. - What's Lil' Jon's favorite state? Oklahoma
- If Lil Jon went to college, where would he go? Yale
- Where's the most crunk spot to go to the bathroom? The Lil Jon.
- What university did Lil Jon go to? YAAAAAAAAALE
Lil Wayne Rap Jokes
Here is a list of funny lil wayne rap jokes and even better lil wayne rap puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- If two rap artists adopted a child… Would it be named Lil Jon Wayne?
Lil Jimmy Jokes
Here is a list of funny lil jimmy jokes and even better lil jimmy puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A teacher is informing her class A teacher is informing her class. She says, "Students, I have a very important date to tell you about"
Lil Jimmy replies, "Ooooh, who's the lucky guy?" - Clark exclaimed "What's that? Lil Jimmy fell down a well?" Lois replied"No, he was executed by an African warlord."
Howlingly Hilarious Lil Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening
What funny jokes about lil you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean biggie jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lil pranks.
Lil piggy is sick
A Lil Piggy is sick and goes to see Dr. Pig. "Dr. Pig," he says, "I feel awful!! What do I do?"
Dr. Pig says "Here's what you do: go home and roll around in some salt. I'll check back in with you in a week."
One week later, Dr. Pig goes to see the Lil Piggy. Dr. Pig asks, "So, are you feeling any better?"
"Better?" says Lil Piggy. "I'm cured!!"
Family Prayer
Little Johnny's family is sitting at the dinner table. Lil Johnny's dad tells him to say the dinner prayer.
Little Johnny says, "Dear God, Thank you for the food we are about to eat, and please, oh please God, send clothes for all those poor ladies on Dad's computer. Amen!"
An essay by lil Johnny
The composition teacher asked the class to write about an unusual event that happened during the past week. Little Johnny got up and read his essay.
It began, "Daddy fell into the well last week..."
"My goodness!" the teacher exclaimed. "Is he all right?"
"He must be," said the boy. "He stopped yelling for help yesterday."
John leaves the tent where he is with his girlfriend in the campsite late in the evening.
- John, where you go?
- I'm going to pee outside. Be right back!
Two minutes later when he sits next to his girlfriend:
- John! It's raining?
- Nah! Just a lil bit windy!
I'm 18 and I have yet to have my period. My lil sis is 17 and has been having them since 13, I'm ashamed to talk to my friends because I don't know if I have a problem.
Or does it take longer if you're a boy?
Lil Johnny's Sheep
Lil Johnny is walking a sheep through town. The Mayor stops and asks Lil Johnny what he is doing.
"Silly Billy has a boy sheep and I'm taking our girl sheep to his ranch to get her pregnant," replies Johnny.
The mayor thinks this is a bad idea and tells Lil Johnny that this is a job his father would be better off doing.
"Nah," Lil Johnny says, "I've seen dad trying a quite a few times and our sheep hasn't got pregnant yet."
I've seen a lot of you getting the funniest jokes from your kids, so I tried asking my lil sister to give me one too
She told me to look into the mirror
Aprils fools
A mom comes home from work on aprils fools and the lil bro runs up to her screaming mom mom bro hanged himself in the bedroom, petrified she makes a run for the bedroom and its empty. Turns to her kid in relief telling him that this is not the apropriate joke, while he says aprils fooooools, hes hanged in the living room.
A teenage girl came across an old man sitting next to his radio, tapping his cane in time to a Lil Wayne song.
"Holy c**...! I didn't know you'd like rap music?!"
"I didn't, either," the old man replied. "It all started after my hip op".
There were 3 siblings...
The first kid, Rose, comes to their mom:
Mommy, why my name is Rose?
Mom: Because when you were born, a little rose landed in your forehead...
The second one, Plumy:
And why my name is Plumy, mommy?
Mom: Because when you were born a lil plume landed in your forehead...
Then comes Bricky:
AAAHHNSBALDU BRADUBLA BRUBDULO AHUE?
A family of moles on an early breakfast morning.
The big ol papa mole raises his head up out of the hole and smells the air then says "i smell pancakes!"
Then the big ol mama mole sticks her head up out of the hole, smells the air, and says "i smell pancakes!"
Then itty bitty lil ol baby mole wiggles up between big ol papa mole and big ol mama mole, sniffs the air and exclaims "I smell molasses!"
When i was a kid, you could go into a store with a dollar and walk out with a soda, 4 candy bars, chips, and some gum...
But now, they have security cameras everywhere
[not my joke, I got it from somewhere just don't remember where, and it's provably unfunny but it made me laugh a lil]
Why did the infertile chicken cross the road?
She wanted to take adavantage of Burger King's 10 piece special. She now has lil nuggets of her own.
Tommy's parents wanted to have s**.......
So his dad asked him to stand in the balcony and tell What's happening outside. Tommy started
Tommy : Sam is having his breakfast
Lil is starting her car
Kids are playing in the park
Mark is opening his garage
Mike's parents are having s**...
Dad : What! How do you know that!
Tommy : He is also standing in the balcony!
Lil Nas X, Lil Baby, and Lil Pump made a new rap group
It's called Shrink Rap
Teacher asked lil Steve:
-What do you wanna do when you grow up?
-I dream of earning millions and millions of dollars, just like my dad!
-Your father earns that much money?!?
-No, he just dreams about it every day.
Anti-vaxxers hate Lil John
He's always promoting shots.
Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?
Because he always came in a lil behind.
Help! I think I broke my phone's speaker! All I did was convert my normal rap playlist into an emo rap playlist.
Now all I can hear is a Lil Peep.
Say the alphabets!
One day lil Jhonny had to badly go to the bathroom. His English teacher Miss. Strict didn't believe he had to go that badly and thought he was disrupting the class so told him to hold it in. Lil Jhonny kept pestering her every 5 mins until she had it. So she said recite the alphabets quickly and I'll let you go.
Lil Jhonny "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ".
Miss. Strict "Lil Jhonny where is your P?"
LJ "It's running down my pants Miss. Strict".
Why could they not hear the drug addict's cry for help?
It was just a lil peep
What do you get when you cross Lil Pump and Marvin Gaye?
Esskeetit on.
A Lil Yachty concert is like a hardware store.
All you see are a bunch of tools.
What does a rapper call it when he makes a mistake?
A lil oopsie vert
What happens when you don't make it over a hurdle?
It hurt a lil.
On my way to school
I saw 4 teens beating up a lil kiddo so i decided to help out. He didn't stand a chance against the 5 of us
Why did the cowboy buy a w**... dog
Cause somebody told him to get a long lil doggy
Lil wayne becomes a comedian...
Lol wayne
What's Switzerland's rapper name?
Lil European Union
What does Noah Cyrus call Lil Xan now?
Xanex
Why doesn't Lil Pump watch anime?
He watches anim ay instead
Lil Pump recorded his first vaporwave song today.
AESSSSSSTHETTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIC
What does a midgets bathroom and a crunk playlist have in common?
A Lil John.
Have you heard Lil Pump & Eminems new song?
"Mom Essgetti"?
My rapper name would be
Lil Intro Vert
What's Lil Wayne's favorite pizza?
Little Caesars!
What does Lil Kim's granddaughter call her when she's sick?
Ill Nana
Just "complimented" my sisters singing.
I told her "the more I hear you sing, the more I realise how good of a singer Lil Pump is."
Lil Johnny
"Mommy, Mommy. Daddy's throwing up."
"He'll be okay." says mom.
"But Johnny's getting all the big pieces."
What was Lil Peep's last hit?
The morgue table.
