Likelihood Jokes

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What's the difference between Captain Picard, a scared female pig, a loose thread, and the likelihood this joke is terrible?

One likes to make it so, one is an afraid sow, one is a frayed sew, and sorry, but I'm afraid so!

I always carry a bomb around with me ...

What is the likelihood of having two bombs in the same place at the same time?

Why I avoid talks about sexuality with my dad.

Me: " There are genes that effect the likelihood of someone being gay."
Dad: " Ya, especially the tight ones."

If you're ever in bed with a someone and you forget their name.

Just start yelling Muhammed. It's the most common name in the world, so you'll have the highest likelihood of getting it right.

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