Like The Movies Jokes
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Funniest Like The Movies Short Jokes
Short like the movies jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The like the movies humour may include short action movie jokes also.
- Thanos' finger snap would have a greater impact if they found a way to make it seem like half the audience disappeared. Apparently only DC movies can do that.
- My wife asked me, Why don't you treat me like you did when we were first dating? So I took her to dinner and a movie then dropped her off at her parents' house.
- If you ever feel lonely... just dim down the lights and put on a couple horror movies. After a while, you won't feel like you are alone anymore.
- Why is everyone obsessed with that new horror movie? Like, i was driving today and this is the third time someone has rolled down their window and yelled to me: Hey! Watch It!
- I hate it when people talk and eat loud in the cinema. Like shutup, I'm trying to film a movie here!
- When people go underwater in movies, I like to hold my breath to see if I would have survived the same situation... Almost died in Finding Nemo
- The one thing I hate about superhero movies is how unrealistic they are, Like what are the chances that a billionaire would do anything to help ordinary people?
- Girl: What do you like to do in your free time? Guy: I spy on people.
Girl: Really? I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends.
Guy: I know. - I Said to this girl I like that I had two tickets for a movie She told me to watch it twice.
- Gf tells me "to make love like to me like they do in the movies".. Long story short..Im due in court soon. Guess we don't watch the same kind of movies.
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Like The Movies One Liners
Which like the movies one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with like the movies? I can suggest the ones about movie and watching movie.
- I don't like watching sad movies. If i wanted to cry I'd open my wallet instead.
- I hate when girls have "taken" in their bio like that movie wasn't even that good
- Why did the surgeon not like the movie? Because it was the uncut version.
- I like my women like I like my movies... ...fast, furious and eight in a row.
- Dads are like boomerangs They only come back in movies.
- I didn't really like the new Black Panther... It felt like only 3/5ths of a movie.
- I like to hold hands at the movies. Which always seems to startle strangers.
- What do you call someone who doesn't like the movie Alien? Xenophobic
- The sun is in so many movies.. It's like one giant star!
- Horror movies are like a box of chocolates The dark ones always go first
- I wish life were more like the movies! Two hours long.
- The only indie movie I like is Raiders of the Lost Ark
- What kind of movies do Scientologists like? Cult classics
- My weekend was like the movie The Avengers Loki
- Why didn't the meteorologist like the movie? Because it was anti-climate-tic.
Cheeky Like The Movies Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about like the movies you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cinema jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make like the movies pranks.
A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him "Are you a bear?"
"Yes"
"What are you doing at the movies?"
"Well, I liked the book!"
Titanic was such a beautiful movie, it always gets me. Makes me wanna go on a cruise like that one day.
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Watching Whitney Houston's f**...
Was like watching every Tyler Perry movie at once
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Dating in 1962
It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1962 and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue.
He arrived at her house and rang the bell.
"Oh, come on in!" Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Fred in.
"Have a seat in the living room. Would you like something to drink? Lemonade? Iced tea?"
"Iced tea, please," Fred said. Mom brought the iced tea.
"So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?" she asked.
"Oh, probably catch a movie, and then maybe grab a bite to eat at the malt shop,
maybe take a walk on the beach..."
"Peggy likes to screw, you know," Mom informed him.
"Uh...really?" Fred replied, with raised eyebrows.
"Oh, yes!" the mother continued. "When she goes out with her friends, that's all they do!"
"Is that so?" asked Fred, incredulous.
"Yes," said the mother. "As a matter of fact, she'd screw all night if we let her!"
"Well, thanks for the tip," Fred said as he began thinking about alternate plans for the evening.
A moment later, Peggy Sue came down the stairs looking pretty as a picture wearing a pink blouse
and full circle skirt, and with her hair tied back in a bouncy ponytail. She greeted Fred.
"Have fun, kids," the mother said as they left.
Half an hour later, a completely disheveled Peggy Sue burst into the house
and slammed the front door behind her.
"The Twist, Mom!" she angrily yelled at her mother. "The d**... dance is called the Twist!
The intelligent dog
Roxy, a large black Labrador, was sitting up in his seat at the movies, wagging his tail, growling at the villain and barking excitedly at the hero's escapades. The woman in the seat behind him was intrigued.
Excuse me, she said, tapping Roxy's owner on the shoulder, that dog is extraordinary. I've never seen anything like it!
Yes, he's surprised me, too, said the owner. He hated the book.
Does anybody have a joke where the punchline would make no sense if heard alone? I'm thinking like in movies and shows where you come in on a character telling the punchline and everybody laughs hysterically.
I've always wanted to hear the setup to one of those type of jokes.
Movie theater madness
A young lad did some work for a farmer and when he was done was given a goose as barter payment. He tucked the goose under his arm and began walking home. As he was passing through town he noticed that a movie that he wanted to see was playing at the theater. Since they didn't allow animals he stuffed the goose down his pants, paid for his ticket and found a seat in the packed theater next to two old ladies as the lights dimmed.
The goose began to struggle and not wanting to be discovered, the young man inconspicuously unzipped his fly so that the goose could breathe. Shortly thereafter, one of the old ladies nudged the other, "Edna, the boy sitting next to me has his fly unzipped and something is sticking out!"
"Martha", her companion replied,"When you've seen one you've seen 'em all."
"Well you've never seen one like this before. It's eating my popcorn!"
I think three movies is a bit much for the hobbit.
Seems like they're really dragon it out.
Describe your latest laid with a movie title!
"The Lone Ranger"
"Home Alone"
"Bend It Like Beckham"
Now it's your turn!
Free doughnuts
I went to Krispy Kreme for talk like a pirate day to get a free doughnut. I looked the cashier in the face and told her I used the free WiFi to download [insert popular movie name here]. They gave me free doughnuts for 25 to life.
Spike from the Land Before Time movies is the best character ever!
Literally in the first 30 seconds after hatching he yawns, eats an entire bush, and takes a nap, he's like me on valentines day.
... And then he said...!
Warning: this is a question, not a joke.
So in the movies and in TV they frequently will have cut to a character delivering the punchline of a joke. Often the punchline follows a format like "...and then he said, 'that's not my wife! That's a space alien!'"
Do any of you know any jokes that actually end that way?
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Q: Why do Jews like watching dirty movies backwards?
A: Because they like the part were p**... gives the money back!
Every time I take a girl home I feel like I'm in a Zac Efron movie.
17 again?!?
Guy goes to a movie theater to see "The Hobbit." A walrus sits down next to him.
"Excuse me, but are you... a walrus?" asks the man.
"Yes."
"What are you doing at the movies?"
Walrus: "Well, I liked the book."
How i out dad joked my dad...
So the preview for some time traveling movie comes on tv and my dad goes "if you ever find a time machine remember not to use it," somehow thinking it's funny.
I'm ashamed to say the first thing out of my mouth was "seems like a great way to pass the time."
Indiana is like an Adam Sandler movie.
Effortless to avoid.
My friend and I are going to see a movie.
As we enter the theatre, we see a sign that says "no food or drink permitted."
Quietly I say, "I have a way to get around this."
To which he says, "How? It's not like we have a purse or huge pockets to hide things in."
I replied, "I've got a couple Twix up my sleeves."
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What do you call an introvert who likes to smoke p**... and watch Rocky movies?
A Stalloner...
At the movies.
A man takes his seat at the movies. Popcorn in one hand, he is just getting settle when he notices behind him a duck.
He loudly exclaims "there is a duck here!".
The duck replies "so".
"You are a duck, why are you watching this movie?".
"Well, I liked the book".
Dad asks me have you heard of the new movie constipation? I was all like what, no.
And he said, It never came out.
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Girl asked me to netflix and chill, but I download all my movies illegally....
So I was like na, more like pirate and b**....
I liked that new movie about the masseuse.
It had a happy ending.
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I like to go to the movies and politely ask the people in front of me to stop k**... my seat.
Movies are always more fun if you dress up like the characters.
Like the time I didn't eat for 3 weeks and then saw Schindler's List.
The Irishman was amazing.
Long, but amazing. It wasn’t the only epic movie. Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, nearly three hours long. Leonardo DiCaprio attended the premiere, and by the end, his date was too old for him. Even Prince Andrew’s like, “Come on, Leo, mate. You’re nearly 50, son.”
Justin Bieber
The new Justin Bieber 3-D movie is amazing.
It's like you could almost reach out and punch him.
I like my women like I like my movies.
Silent and in the 20s.
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I Like My Vaginas Like My Two Favorite Clint Eastwood Movies
Dirty Harry and Every Which Way but Loose
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I just realized that my s**... life is like my movie habits.
I stick it in, lean back, and fall asleep halfway through.
I went to a party last night...
..and everyone was watching a movie on the TV. I being introverted, hadn't talked with anyone and was watching movie by myself. When the movie ended, everyone was debating on what to watch next.
I decided to put on the movie I had brought from home. It was pretty funny and had Jim Carrey in it.
Everyone really like it. People started talking to me and thanking me for the movie. No one cared who I was until I put on The Mask.
Most people call the movie Rogue One
but I like to call it Star Wars Episode: PI because its between Episodes 3 and 4
Man sees a kangaroo sitting in a movie theater
"Are you a kangaroo?" asked the man, surprised. "Yes." "What are you doing at the movies?" The kangaroo replied, "Well, I liked the book."
How is a good movie like a child with cancer?
They never get old.
Siri
So I asked Siri what movies were playing at the local cinema.
Siri said, "Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"
Turns out my phone was in airplane mode.
Army Movie Intro Speech...
His name was Jack Parts.
He joined the army just like his old man.
He was now known as Private Parts.
The Hunt for Red October (1990) is an amazing movie. I especially liked the concept of the Nautilus' propulsion system.
Whoops, wrong sub.
Michael Keaton took roles like Batman, Birdman, and now the Vulture from the new Spider Man movie
I guess you can say he's a good wingman.
Motivation is like quicksand.
I'll likely never encounter it but see it in movies all the time.
A man in a movie theater
Notices a skunk sitting next to him.
"Oh my god, are you a skunk?" Asked the shocked man.
"Yes."
"What are you doing in this theater?"
"Well, I liked the book," the skunk replied.
What kind of movies do pirates like?
Aaaarrrrrrrr rated movies
How is a night with Bill Cosby like watching the movie Dunkirk?
You feel ashamed after waking up.
Some actors were planning to make a movie on famous composers
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hanks were all making a movie about famous composers. Leo said, "I'd like to play Beethoven." Tom said, "I'd like to play Mozart." Arnie said "I'll be Bach"
Having more kids is like making movie sequels
They require a bigger budget, have a worse plot, and get progressively more difficult to name.
Kevin Spacey really was the perfect casting choice for that blackjack movie
Since he seems to like to hit on 14
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Why don't the girls like movie night with Roy?
There are always Moore hands in the dark.
A man and woman get a divorce.
They go to the courthouse and the judge wants to hear why they want a divorce.
The woman starts and says that they are too compatible. She says how they like the same movies, music, sports, books, and hobbies.
The judge perplexed asks why this is grounds for divorce.
She says the compatibility is just too good that they even like the same men.
When I first joined the army they said that it'd be just like the movies
I didn't think that the movie they were referring to was brokeback mountain!
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A new Pirates of the Caribbean movie is like old people n**... at the public swimming pool.
You don't want to see it but you still end up seeing it anyway.
You ever have those days when real life feels like you were cast in a movie?
Sometimes I'm "Pedestrian #4" and other times I'm "Man on bike".
People like to point out that the title of "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" sounds like the substance that probably inspired the song...
...and sometimes I wonder the same thing about the title of the movie The Dark Crystal.
A couple trying to decide what to watch.
"Babe"
Yes
"Babe"
Yes
"Babe"
Babe Babe Babe Babe Babe Babe
How do you like that now?
"I meant the movie"
Oh 😊
I had a girlfriend and her favorite Pixar movie was "Up".
This was 2010 and she had it on blue ray, and we would watch it at least once a week at her apartment. But after like the 40th time, I confronted her and said I was tired of watching. The argument got heated; it didn't help that we were drunk. Suddenly, she pushed me and I fell on something. I turned and saw the disk broken; she cried hysterically.
At this moment, I knew, we broke Up...
I like my movies how i like my pasta
meatballs 2.
Did you know movies highly rated by Rotten Tomatoes like the new Star Wars movies, the Harry Potter movies, and the Marvel movies are oscar-nominated?
Oscar likes trash!
Would you like my movie about a classical composer travelling through time?
I'm calling it "Bach to the future" for now.
Why are black folks acting like 'Black Panther is their first big movie?
When 'Planet of the Apes' came out in the 60's...
I like my women how I like my Liam Neeson movies
Taken.
Anytime I watch a Jennifer Anniston movie, it seems like she's playing the same character.
She is a victim of Rachel profiling.
Boris: Lockdown
Me looking at my 1TB folder of TV and movies to pass the time.
It's like... I was made for this.
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All of my s**... escapades are like a big budget Star Wars movie
Solo
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I thought I'd surprise my new girlfriend after a recent movie talk we had. So, tonight when she came over, I had a Pornhub movie with a p**... scenario on. She saw it, told me to never talk to her again, and stormed out.
I am starting to think she told me she likes horror movies ...
