Lightyears Jokes

34 lightyears jokes and hilarious lightyears puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lightyears that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Lightyears Short Jokes

Short lightyears jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lightyears humour may include short jokes also.

  1. If you laid every atom in the sun end to end, it would be roughly 3.0818632e+23 times the width of the universe, or roughly 1.1701458e+43 lightyears. That's almost as wide as your mother.
  2. What do Buzz Lightyear and Bees have in common? They both can fly.
    You thought I was going to make a pun? I'm not that shallow.
    Now buzz off.
  3. What do Buzz Lightyear and an asymptote have in common? They both go to infinity and beyond!
  4. Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
  5. Interviewer: Tell me about a time you went above and beyond. Me: I was Buzz Lightyear for Halloween.
  6. If toy story was made in 2017 Instead of buzz lightyear Andy would have just gotten fidget spinners
  7. What did Jesse say to w**... when they were having a t**... with Buzz Lightyear? You've got a friend in me
  8. What did the dog say to w**... after accidentally swallowing Buzz Lightyear? You got a friend in me.
  9. What did Bo Peep say to w**... when he caught her with Buzz Lightyear? "You've got a friend in me!"
  10. BY COINCIDENCE By coincidence, the mom from Toy Story had adult toys named w**... and Buzz Lightyear

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Lightyears One Liners

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  1. Did you hear Buzz Lightyear was arrested? He was charged with battery.
  2. What do you call it when you drink Budweiser for 12 months straight? Buzz Lightyear.
  3. What "Toy Story" character has the most DUI's? Bud Lightyear
  4. What happens when Buzz Lightyear dies in Toy Story 4?'s a total Buzz Kill
  5. what was Buzz lightyear called when he was old? Buzz heavy-year
  6. What is Buzz Lightyear's favourite part of the English grammar? To-infinitive!
  7. What do you call a flying bus? Bus Lightyear...
  8. What do you call being drunk and high at the same time? Buzz Lightyear.
  9. I caught Buzz Lightyear m**... in my freezer. He said I come in peas.
  10. Yes, Buzz Lightyear could kill all the other toys But w**...?
  11. Buzz Lightyear has been having s**... with ALL the toys *"To infidelity and beyoooooond"*

Lightyears Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about lightyears you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lightyears pranks.

What does Buzz Lightyear saybafter w**... into your hot drink?

I'm Buzz Lightyear, I come in teas

"To 9,460,730,472,580,800 metres, and beyond!"

"Dude, that's a s**... catchphrase"
"What can I say, I'm Buzz Lightyear"