The Best 13 Lightyear Jokes

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Funny Lightyear Jokes and Puns

I caught Buzz Lightyear masturbating in my freezer.

He said I come in peas.

What did Jesse say to Woody when they were having a threesome with Buzz Lightyear?

You've got a friend in me

What do Buzz Lightyear and Bees have in common?

They both can fly.


You thought I was going to make a pun? I'm not that shallow.

Now buzz off.

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What did Bo Peep say to Woody when he caught her with Buzz Lightyear?

"You've got a friend in me!"

Did you hear Buzz Lightyear was arrested?

He was charged with battery.

What do Buzz Lightyear and an asymptote have in common?

They both go to infinity and beyond!

What do you call it when you drink Budweiser for 12 months straight?

Buzz Lightyear.

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By coincidence, the mom from Toy Story had adult toys named Woody and Buzz Lightyear

What does Buzz Lightyear saybafter wanking into your hot drink?

I'm Buzz Lightyear, I come in teas

"To 9,460,730,472,580,800 metres, and beyond!"

"Dude, that's a stupid catchphrase"

"What can I say, I'm Buzz Lightyear"

Yes, Buzz Lightyear could kill all the other toys

But Woody?

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What "Toy Story" character has the most DUI's?

Bud Lightyear

Interviewer: Tell me about a time you went above and beyond.

Me: I was Buzz Lightyear for Halloween.

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