The Best 9 Lightweight Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Lightweight jokes. There are some lightweight combinations jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lightweight aligator puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Lightweight Jokes and Puns

Three Engineers

A mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer and a civil engineer are sitting around and talking about God.

The mechanical engineer says, "God is a mechanical engineer. Just look at the human body - a light-weight skeleton with moving parts holding up a massive frame of muscle and fat. God must be a mechanical engineer!"

The electrical engineer disagrees. "No, no. God is an electrical engineer. Just look at the human body - the nerve system routes electrical signals to the brain which is essentially a computer. God must be an electrical engineer!"

The civil engineer disagrees. "No, no. God is a civil engineer. Just look at the human body - only a civil engineer would run a toxic waste pipe through a playground."

How heavy is a photon?

I don't know, but it's probably light-weight

They're adding a new weight class to boxing.

It's to go along with "Lightweight", "Heavyweight", and the like. They're calling it "Menstruweight".

Due to being much more aggressive than the other weight classes, they're only allowed to fight for about five days out of the month.

How heavy are photons?

They're lightweight.

LBJ always called JFK a lightweight.

He was right, one shot and he was gone.


Why can't Floyd Mayweather Jr drink pints quickly?

Because he's only a lightweight.

What lightweight material are hispanics made of?

Cabron fibre

I broke up with my bikini model girlfriend

She was a lightweight poseur

Whos the biggest lightweight

Hydrogen

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the lightweight weightless jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working lightweight champ piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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