Lightweight Jokes

6 lightweight jokes and hilarious lightweight puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lightweight that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Are you a lightweight drinker? Well, you certainly aren't a heavyweight when it comes to humor! Enjoy a few lightweight jokes about the lighter side of wrestling, pugilists and more. Get ready to crack up and have a laugh!

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What is a good lightweight joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Three Engineers

A mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer and a civil engineer are sitting around and talking about God.
The mechanical engineer says, "God is a mechanical engineer. Just look at the human body - a light-weight skeleton with moving parts holding up a massive frame of muscle and fat. God must be a mechanical engineer!"
The electrical engineer disagrees. "No, no. God is an electrical engineer. Just look at the human body - the nerve system routes electrical signals to the brain which is essentially a computer. God must be an electrical engineer!"
The civil engineer disagrees. "No, no. God is a civil engineer. Just look at the human body - only a civil engineer would run a toxic waste pipe through a playground."

How heavy is a photon?

I don't know, but it's probably light-weight

Did you hear about that fancy, new, lightweight mucus that scientists discovered?

It's rather phlegm-buoyant!

They're adding a new weight class to boxing.

It's to go along with "Lightweight", "Heavyweight", and the like. They're calling it "Menstruweight".
Due to being much more aggressive than the other weight classes, they're only allowed to fight for about five days out of the month.

How heavy are photons?

They're lightweight.

LBJ always called JFK a lightweight.

He was right, one shot and he was gone.

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