Lightsaber Jokes

31 lightsaber jokes and hilarious lightsaber puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lightsaber that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Lightsaber Short Jokes

Short lightsaber jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lightsaber humour may include short rogue jokes also.

  1. (from my 11 yo) What does Darth Vader say after cutting someone's head off with a lightsaber? "I find your lack of face disturbing."
  2. Someone snuck aboard the Death Star and stabbed Darth Vader with a lightsaber. It was a space in Vader.
  3. My friend just told me he's got these little lightsaber chopsticks he uses when he eats ramen. I told him he should use the forks.
  4. Why doesn't Kylo Ren's lightsaber look like a normal lightsaber? Because it's a First Order approximation.
  5. Glow in the dark condoms Why have glow in the dark condoms been invented?
    -So gay guys can reenact lightsaber duels from Star Wars.
  6. How many Jedi walked away from the lightsaber duel in the Mustafar system? Only one: Kenobi.
  7. Is a lightsaber's blade hot or cold? Neither. Its warm.
    *picks up lightsaber
    *warm warm warm*
  8. Rey should really make herself a new lightsaber. The one she has now has 100% hand loss rate. \\\_(ツ)_/¯
  9. J. J. Abrams wanted to make Luke's lightsaber red but it wasn't greenlighted.
  10. I saw a Star Wars character s**... his lightsaber Obi Wankernobi

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Lightsaber One Liners

Which lightsaber one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lightsaber? I can suggest the ones about lukewarm and sword.

  1. How much does a red lightsaber cost? An arm and a leg
  2. Sure, lightsabers are cutting edge technology but the Death Star is groundbreaking
  3. Roses are red... Yoda is green
    My lightsaber needs two hands
    If you know what I mean
  4. What's black and white and can cut through steel beams? A penguin with a lightsaber
  5. How hot is the core of a Jedi lightsaber? Lukewarm...
  6. Why don't lightsabers have picatinny rails? Jedi aren't allowed to have attachments.
  7. Where did Kylo Ren get his lightsaber? At the Darth Mall.
    ^I'm ^sorry.
  8. How do Jedi reduce both lighting use and costs? Lightsaber
  9. Who do Jedi call when someone steals their lightsaber? The Kyber Police.
  10. What sound does a Mexican Jedi's lightsaber make? JUAN....JUAN....JUAN...JUANJUAN
  11. What do you call a successful green lightsaber business? Luke-rative
  12. Darth Vader: What is the temperature of my son's lightsaber? Lukewarm.
  13. How many Jedi's does it take to screw in a lightsaber? Obi-wan ☝️
  14. Would any lightsaber wielders accidentally stab themselves? I guess not.
  15. Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber? Char-Jar Binks

Lightsaber joke, Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Humorous Lightsaber Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about lightsaber you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lightsaber pranks.

There has been some controversy lately...

...about what would happen if you put a lightsaber in water. Would it break? Would the water heat up or cool? Recent scientists have discovered the water will heat to about the internal temperature of a tauntaun...luke warm.

Lightsaber joke, Who do Jedi call when someone steals their lightsaber?