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An arm and a leg
^^
Yoda is green
My lightsaber needs two hands
If you know what I mean
It was a space in Vader.
...about what would happen if you put a lightsaber in water. Would it break? Would the water heat up or cool? Recent scientists have discovered the water will heat to about the internal temperature of a tauntaun...luke warm.
Obi Wankernobi
Jedi aren't allowed to have attachments.
Because it's a First Order approximation.
At the Darth Mall.
^I'm ^sorry.
Lightsaber
Why have glow in the dark condoms been invented?
-So gay guys can reenact lightsaber duels from Star Wars.
The Kyber Police.
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JUAN....JUAN....JUAN...JUANJUAN
Luke-rative
Only one: Kenobi.
Lukewarm.
Neither. Its warm.
*picks up lightsaber
*warm warm warm*
Obi-wan ☝️
The one she has now has 100% hand loss rate. \\\_(ツ)_/¯
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