The Best 18 Lightsaber Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Lightsaber jokes. There are some lightsaber tauntaun jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lightsaber jedi puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Lightsaber Jokes and Puns

How much does a red lightsaber cost?

An arm and a leg


Roses are red...

Yoda is green
My lightsaber needs two hands
If you know what I mean

Someone snuck aboard the Death Star and stabbed Darth Vader with a lightsaber.

It was a space in Vader.

Lightsaber joke, Someone snuck aboard the Death Star and stabbed Darth Vader with a lightsaber.

There has been some controversy lately...

...about what would happen if you put a lightsaber in water. Would it break? Would the water heat up or cool? Recent scientists have discovered the water will heat to about the internal temperature of a tauntaun...luke warm.

I saw a Star Wars character stroking his lightsaber

Obi Wankernobi

Why don't lightsabers have picatinny rails?

Jedi aren't allowed to have attachments.

Why doesn't Kylo Ren's lightsaber look like a normal lightsaber?

Because it's a First Order approximation.

Lightsaber joke, Why doesn't Kylo Ren's lightsaber look like a normal lightsaber?

Where did Kylo Ren get his lightsaber?

At the Darth Mall.

^I'm ^sorry.

How do Jedi reduce both lighting use and costs?


Glow in the dark condoms

Why have glow in the dark condoms been invented?

-So gay guys can reenact lightsaber duels from Star Wars.

Who do Jedi call when someone steals their lightsaber?

The Kyber Police.

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What sound does a Mexican Jedi's lightsaber make?


What do you call a successful green lightsaber business?


How many Jedi walked away from the lightsaber duel in the Mustafar system?

Only one: Kenobi.

Darth Vader: What is the temperature of my son's lightsaber?


Is a lightsaber's blade hot or cold?

Neither. Its warm.

*picks up lightsaber

*warm warm warm*

Lightsaber joke, Is a lightsaber's blade hot or cold?

How many Jedi's does it take to screw in a lightsaber?

Obi-wan ☝️

Rey should really make herself a new lightsaber.

The one she has now has 100% hand loss rate. \\\_(ツ)_/¯

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