An arm and a leg
^^
Darth Vader says to Luke " I know what your getting for Christmas"
Luke says "eh?"
Darth Vader says again to Luke " I know what your getting for Christmas"
Luke says " how would you know that?"
Darth Vader says " I felt your presents"
Yoda is green
My lightsaber needs two hands
If you know what I mean
It was a space in Vader.
...about what would happen if you put a lightsaber in water. Would it break? Would the water heat up or cool? Recent scientists have discovered the water will heat to about the internal temperature of a tauntaun...luke warm.
Obi Wankernobi
Because it's a First Order approximation.
At the Darth Mall.
^I'm ^sorry.
Lightsaber
Why have glow in the dark condoms been invented?
-So gay guys can reenact lightsaber duels from Star Wars.
The Kyber Police.
JUAN....JUAN....JUAN...JUANJUAN
Neither. Its warm.
*picks up lightsaber
*warm warm warm*
Lukewarm.
Luke-rative
Only one: Kenobi.
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