Lightning Storm Jokes

25 lightning storm jokes and hilarious lightning storm puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lightning storm that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Lightning Storm Short Jokes

Short lightning storm jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lightning storm humour may include short lightning jokes also.

  1. I once went to an open air Queen concert. It was good, but there was a terrible electrical storm during the set
    Thunderbolts and lightning, very very frightening...
  2. Why do they call them thunder storms and not lightning storms? Thunder storms just *sound* better
  3. This news just in: The worlds tallest man has lost a fight with a storm. In my opinion he shouldn't have let the lightning strike first.
  4. As I was finishing a round of golf during a lightning storm, I was suddenly struck how peaceful my game was with no one else on the course. I should do this more often!
  5. I saw that new Queen film at a drive in and there was a terrible electrical storm during the show... Thunderbolts and lightning! Very, very frightening!
  6. Why shouldn't you smoke w**... during a thunder storm? Because lightning strikes the highest object.

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Lightning Storm One Liners

Which lightning storm one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lightning storm? I can suggest the ones about lightning strikes and lightning bolt.

  1. What do you call thunder and lightning in a tea cup A storm brewing
  2. I hate all these lightning storms in my area... Oh well, you get Zeus to it
  3. How do you surf on a storm? You ride the lightning.
  4. Why do people start singing and dancing when there's a storm in Athens? Greece Lightning.
  5. What do you call a monster who flies a kite in a lightning storm? Benjamin Franklinstein
  6. How does God take a good photo during a storm? Using a flash-light called lightning.

Playful Lightning Storm Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

What funny jokes about lightning storm you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean thunder and lightning jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lightning storm pranks.

Sensei, I've been training for years, and I'm not getting any stronger. What's going on?

Have you seen the flock of cranes fly over the old mountain at sunrise?
Have you seen the great lightning storms crack the sky before making way for a rainbow?
Have you seen the fabled tiger as it hunts prey in the forest, quicker than the eye can see?
Yes, Sensei.
That's the problem. You keep watching s**... s**... instead of practicing!

A blonde and her boyfriend went to the movies

In the film, the main character is running through the storm so she says, "I bet you £20, that they don't get struck by lightning."
And her boyfriend agrees.

20 seconds later the main character is stuck by lightning and the blonde looks confused and gets £20 to give.

Her boyfriend said "I can't take this, I have seen the movie before."
She replies, "So have I but I didn't think lightning would strike twice in the same place!"

Flying Blind

A Frenchman, Englishman, and an American are flying in an airplane on a cloudy, storming night when suddenly the plane is struck by lightning.
The pilot turns to his three passengers and says, "The plane's GPS is broken. I need each of you to stick your hand out the door, feel around, and tell me which city we are flying over judging by what you touch."
The Frenchman goes first. He opens the door, puts his hand outside of the door, and brings it in a minute later. "We're flying over Paris! I could feel the Eiffel Tower!"
The Englishman is next. He sticks his hand outside and draws it back in a minute later. "I just touched Big Ben! We are just over London!"
Finally, it is the American's turn. He shoves his hand outside the plane and brings it back in immediately. "We're flying over Detroit. I know because my watch just got stolen."

In the unlikely event you have a 1 iron

and are caught golfing during a lightning storm, hold it up. Because even God himself cannot hit a 1 iron.
Disclaimer: a friend of mine told me this one on the golf course today. Neither I nor he wrote this joke, just thought it was really funny.

Dating in the old days

Back when my Grandpa was courtin' (dating) my Grandma in the rural mountains of North Carolina he picked her up for their first date in his horse-drawn buggy. As they were traveling down the bumpy dirt roads his bowels began to rumble and he was struggling to keep from breaking wind. About halfway to his parent's house a storm started to blow in so he decided the next time he saw lightning he would time it and let it rip during the thunder. This worked perfectly and Grandma never knew. Soon he felt the urge again and he waited for the lightning and timed it perfectly. Wanting to make casual conversation he said to Grandma, We had better hurry, that one sounded close . Grandma said Yes, it smells like it struck a s**... .

feeling like a woman

A plane is passing through a storm when a wing is struck by lightning. One woman freaks out and screams, "I'm too young to die! I want my last minutes of life to be satisfying. I've had plenty of s**..., but I've never been fulfilled. Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a woman?"
A gorgeous man stands up. "I can make you feel like a woman." He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. Muscles ripple across his chest as he extends his shirt to the trembling woman and whispers, "Iron this."
so sorry girls

A great storm is brewing....

I was at my neice's pool party last Saturday. She got an inflatable dolphin for her birthday. We were all having a great time, when the wind started blowing a bit harder and some clouds rolled in. Over the next 10 minutes it just started getting windier and windier and the skies turned dark. In the distance we saw a flash of lightning and decided to get the kids inside.
As we were running towards the house, my niece dropped the dolphin toy and the wind got ahold of it and blew it across the yard. Fearing it would blow away and be lost forever, i frantically chased after it, but to no avail, it jumped the fence but came to rest in the neighbors rosebush. Some of the thorns had punctured the thin plastic and, upon examination, i saw air escaping through 3 small holes in the side.
"Well, I guess that deflates the porpoise."