Lightning Rod Jokes

5 lightning rod jokes and hilarious lightning rod puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lightning rod that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Lightning Rod Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good lightning rod joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Why couldn't the lightning rod go play with its friends?

Because it was grounded.

On the bright side

selfie sticks are also lightning rods.

What did the thunderstorm say to the lightning rod?

You'll never catch me copper!

If Benjamin Franklin had been a parachutist ...

He would never thought about inventing the lightning rod.

A church with a lightning rod on the roof...

Shows a definite lack of faith.

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