Lightning Mcqueen Jokes

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If you wrote a book about Lightning McQueen...

Is it a biography or an autobiography?

What is Lightning McQueen's favourite chocolate snack?


I'm Lightning McQueen. My buddy Mater told me if I like the Piston Cup, I could work here and get dozens a day. As it turns out...

That's not what he meant, and I hate working in a drug-screening lab.

Serious question here...

Does Lightning McQueen get car insurance or life insurance?

What does an Italian Lightning McQueen say?


What kind of food does Lightning McQueen feed his cat?

Cat Chow

Lightning McQueen was saying goodbye to some of his South American friends

Kay, Tchau!

If Lightning McQueen had a son, what would his name be?

cody, because he's a Carson

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