The Best 10 Lighthouse Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Lighthouse jokes. There are some lighthouse ship jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lighthouse beacon puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Lighthouse Jokes and Puns

I got so fed up with the trick-or-treaters last Halloween that I turned off the lights and pretended I wasn't home.

My lighthouse, my rules.

A Navy ship hailed a civilian at sea...

**Navy**: We ask that you divert your course 15 degrees north, to avoid collision.

**Civilian**: Negative. Recommend that *you* divert 15 degrees north, to avoid collision.

**Navy**: This is the Captain of a U.S. Navy ship. I say again, divert your course.

**Civilian**: Negative. I say again, recommend you change course.

**Navy**: This is the aircraft carrier *Enterprise*! We are a large warship of the U.S. Navy! Divert your course *immediately*!

**Civilian**: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

Lighthouse joke, How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

What kind of house can you pick up?

A lighthouse.

I got so sick of trick-or-treaters on Halloween night that I turned off all the lights and pretended I wasn't home.

My lighthouse, my rules.


A First Mate turns to his Captain and says...

"Captain! There is a light ahead and we are receiving a transmission that we should veer to the left."

The Captain grabbed the radio and said, "This is a fully armed battleship. Veer right or be destroyed."

The voice on the radio responded, "This is a lighthouse. Your move."

I built a lighthouse...

but it blew away.

Lighthouse joke, I built a lighthouse...

The trick-or-treaters this year didn't get the hint about my unlit house not having candy.

It completely wrecked my quiet evening in my lighthouse.

how does the US Navy see at night?

they order a lighthouse

There was a lighthouse owner that noticed the tide was coming way too high and might wash away his home. So he called 911

It was an emerging sea.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the lighthouse port jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working lighthouse navy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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