The Best 6 Lightest Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Lightest jokes. There are some lightest quickest jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lightest smallest puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Lightest Jokes and Puns

Why are European cars the lightest?

because there's no Americans sitting in them.

Penises are the lightest objects in the world.

Even thoughts can raise them.

An overweight criminal takes a lie detector test to prove his innocence.

This is the cops' last chance to prove his guilt.

They hook him up to the detector and tell him, "First we will ask you an obvious question and you must lie. If the machine registers your lie we will ask you about the crime and you will go to jail. If it does not you are free to leave."

"I understand." He says.

"Everyone in this room is fit except you. Do you think you are the lightest?" They ask.

He says, "Sir, I am closer to the lie test than any of you."

What's the lightest a person can weigh

A skele-ton

What's the lightest thing in the galaxy?

The sun.


Aerogels are the world's lightest solid

The world's second lightest is my wallet.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the lightest prettiest jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working lightest safest piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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