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Why are european cars the lightest?

because there's no Americans sitting in them.

p**... are the lightest objects in the world.

Even thoughts can raise them.

An overweight criminal takes a lie detector test to prove his innocence.

This is the cops' last chance to prove his guilt.
They hook him up to the detector and tell him, "First we will ask you an obvious question and you must lie. If the machine registers your lie we will ask you about the crime and you will go to jail. If it does not you are free to leave."
"I understand." He says.
"Everyone in this room is fit except you. Do you think you are the lightest?" They ask.
He says, "Sir, I am closer to the lie test than any of you."

What's the lightest a person can weigh

A skele-ton

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