The Best 26 Lighters Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Lighters jokes. There are some lighters lighter jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lighters zippo puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Lighters Jokes and Puns

eBay is so useless

I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 18,061 matches

Ebay is way to hard to use

I searched for lighters, and all I got was 71,274 matches.

Why don't hypochondriacs...

Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

Lighters joke, Why don't hypochondriacs...

Three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do?

They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

Three guys are on a boat with four cigarettes, but they don't have any matches or lighters. What do they do?

They throw one cigarette overboard and the entire boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

*Stolen from BuzzFeed, but I thought it was hilarious.*


Q: Why did the coach give his football team lighters?

A: They kept losing their matches.

i got 99 lighters

but a bic aint one

Lighters joke, i got 99 lighters

There are three guys on a boat

There are three guys on a boat and four cigarettes, and there are no lighters or matches or anything to light them with, so what do they do?
They throw one cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

Three men brought four cigarettes onto a boat, but then realized they had no lighters or matches. What do they do?

Throw one cigarette off the boat and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

I tried to look up lighters in Amazon.

All they had was 13,749 matches.

Why did the cricket team need cigarette lighters?

Because they lost all of their matches!

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eBay is useless...

...I wanted lighters but all they had were 31,415 matches.

Buying a lighter.

I really struggle to buy a lighters online, everytime I do it just gives me lots of matches.

Google is useless...

I tried looking up lighters and all they had was 48,200,000 matches.

I searched eBay for lighters

But it only showed me 16,277 matches.

I googled cigarette lighters

And got 1,500,000 matches.

Lighters joke, I googled cigarette lighters

Three guys are on a boat with four cigarettes, but they don't have any matches or lighters,

So they threw a cigarette down to make the boat a cigarette lighter

I tried searching Google for cigarette lighters

And all I got was 15,000 matches.

I went on ebay and searched for lighters

But all they had was 238,184 matches


eBay is useless, i tried looking for lighters,

but got 13K matches.

eBay is great for finding rare items, but there is a lot of bad search results that come with it

For example, I did a search for "Vintage Zippo Lighters" and I got 10,000 matches.

Today I Google cigarette lighters

I was shocked when I got over 15 million matches.

eBay is so useless.

I tried to look up lighters, but all they had was 13,239 matches.

eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters

All I found is 13.749 matches.

I always take 40 or 50 lighters with me in a bag...

Not because I'll need them, but you can always use a lighter bag when hiking.

And I make sure it's not an odd number so that way it's even lighter.

eBay is useless.

I tried to look up lighters and all they had were 13,749 matches.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the lighters cigaret jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working lighters flashlight piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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