Lighten Jokes

40 lighten jokes and hilarious lighten puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lighten that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

In this article, learn ways to lighten a joke or conversation that has become too heavy. Discover how to use flannel and other tactics to show that you understand the seriousness of a topic but don't want to dive too deep. Learn how to use a trebuchet to help lighten the mood in any situation.

Funniest Lighten Short Jokes

Short lighten jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lighten humour may include short brighten up jokes also.

  1. My girlfriend is always complaining that I make fun of her weight all the time. I just wish she'd just lighten up a little.
  2. My granddad always used to say "there is no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing". I say "used to', he got hit by lightening.
  3. Whenever my mate Dave starts stuttering, I always try and lighten the mood. By pretending to scratch invisible turntables.
  4. I was feeling down the other day, so I threw some bleach over my Muslim friend... I thought it'd lighten Mahmood.
  5. When your wife is complaining about looking overweight... It's probably best to steer clear of saying, oh honey, lighten up.
  6. I wake up happy, slowly get angrier, then eventually start lightening up and by bedtime I've come full circle and am happy one again I've got pi-polar disorder
  7. I've never understood people who don't drink because it's "bad for you" Honestly, I think they should lighten up and liver little.
  8. Why did 2pac go to the gym? So he could become 8pac.
    To clarify, my 11 year old niece told me this. Thought this sub needed to lighten up a bit.
  9. Pyongyang launches nuclear missile following end of US election Just kidding, thought I should lighten the mood a little.
  10. A comment on police killing young black men. Things would get better if everyone lightened up.

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Lighten One Liners

Which lighten one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lighten? I can suggest the ones about lighter and brighten your day.

  1. My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes... ...I told him to lighten up.
  2. To everybody that takes black jokes so seriously... Maybe you should lighten up a little.
  3. My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight... She needs to lighten up.
  4. Did you hear about the lightening bug that ran into the bug zapper? He was delighted.
  5. My wife hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.
  6. What does a cow think when it sees another cow get struck by lightening? Moo
  7. Why do blondes smile during lightening storms? They think their picture is being taken.
  8. Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece? Because Greece lightening
  9. What did the guy say to the offended, overweight, man? Lighten up.
  10. What do you call it when thunderstorms refuse to go to work? A lightening strike.
  11. Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
  12. Why did the blonde like lightening? She thought someone was taking a picture of her.
  13. How do depressed people lighten' up? They drink bleach.
  14. What did the flashlight say to the darkness? **"Lighten up."**

Lighten Up Jokes

Here is a list of funny lighten up jokes and even better lighten up puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Best Joke What is the best joke you've been told?
    I often have patients at the hospital who ask me to tell them a joke to lighten the situation, let's here the best ones!
  • I was complaining to my friend about the racism I face every day being a person of color. He said, Just lighten up, will you?
  • I've been banned because of drunk driving. The workers at the go kart centre need to lighten up.
  • If Knowledge is power.. Why cant I strike some one down with lightening after reading a book?
Lighten joke, If Knowledge is power..

Laughter Lighten Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity

What funny jokes about lighten you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean brighter jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lighten pranks.

A German, a Russian, and a Syrian are in a life raft ...

The raft is slowly sinking and the 3 castaways are afraid it will sink before they are rescued, so they start looking around for things they can dispose of to lighten the load.
The Russian takes a case of fine v**..., throws it overboard and says, "We have plenty of that in my country."
Seeing the Russian's generous gesture, the Syrian takes a bag of fine hibiscus tea, throws it overboard and says, "We have plenty in my country."
Finally, the German, seeing that it is his turn, throws the Syrian overboard and says, "We have plenty of those in my country."

I was checking out at Tesco...

I was checking out at Tesco today when I noticed the man in front of me put one item on the conveyor belt... a box of condoms. Not only did he notice me staring, but decided to make super uncomfortable eye contact. So, to lighten the mood I put my bottle of ketchup on and said, "Looks like we've both bought something to put on our sausages!".

A black friend of mine...

...said he's thinking of bleaching his skin. Said our society is tilted in favor of the white man. He's tired of being downtrodden. Yadda, yadda, yadda.
I told him to lighten up.

I was at a hospital, talking to some patients.

I tried to lighten the mood with a coronavirus joke. Barely anyone reacted at first, but eventually everyone got it. However, the Chinese guy got it right off the bat. Some people have called my joke tasteless, however. It really killed the mood. But I bet the British variation of this joke will spread much quicker!

My smart a**... mouth always gets me in trouble.

I was rear-ended, which caused me to rear-end the car in front of me. The driver, who was a dwarf, approached
aggressively after the accident yelling, "I am NOT happy."
I decided that I would try to lighten things up and answered,
"OK, I can see that, but then which one are you?"
That's when the fight started.

An airplane joke

The pilot comes on the speaker
Pilot: "Now that we are in the air I figured I'd lighten it up with a joke. Knock knock"
Passengers "Whose there?"
Pilot: "Superman"
Passengers: "Superman who?"
Pilot: "You're at forty thousand feet, it's either me, or a really unlucky baggage handler, now open up"

Need a joke about a refrigerator for work

I work in a refrigerator manufacturing plant and am giving a presentation next week. I would like to start out the presentation with a joke to lighten the mood. Anyone have any short, clean jokes about refrigerators?

A priest wants to know how he can become a better priest..

.. so he asks the bishop. The bishop had only two points to make.
"Eat healthy and exorcise daily"
(Just thought of this on the can, is there any ways I can improve on it? Or do you know of any similar jokes to lighten up my day?)

Lighten joke, I was complaining to my friend about the racism I face every day being a person of color.