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None. They only *talk* about change.
To get to the other side
None. They're afraid of change- even if it makes the world a brighter place.
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It takes two, very tiny people, to screw, in a lightbulb.
One.
She just holds the lightbulb in the socket and expects the rest of the world to revolve around her.
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
None. They will never allow change, even if it makes the world a brighter place.
One.
Men can be Feminists, too.
Obviously not 8, because its still dark in my basement.
None, it's already lit fam.
You may think that a burnt out bulb needs to change just because the room is too dark *for you* to see anything, so it *must* be changed, but I don't care, it's beautiful, you should respect its right to be burnt out and learn to be more accepting of darker rooms, check your filament privileges you ableist scum. Anyone who disagrees with this is a burnt-out-bulbophobe and a darknessphobe. Thanks for being so understanding.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them
None. We don't address hardware issues.
Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
Two. One to screw it in almost all the way, and another one to give it a surprising twist at the end.
Ten. One to change the lightbulb and nine to blog about how empowering it was.
YOU DON'T KNOW! YOU WEREN'T THERE!
Look, we can change the lightbulb. That I will tell you. We're changing it, ok? And I understand what you're saying, I hear it all the time. People call me and say "Is the lightbulb really dead?". Thats what they are asking me, its unbelievable. The lightbulb is in big trouble, that I can tell you. But we are going to change it.
Then I realized my whole life was a joke.
Two.
One to screw in the bulb and the other to hold the penis..*ER..LADDER! I MEANT LADDER!*
None; they're content to wander around in the dark pretending everything's okay.
Two. One to beat the room for being black and one to arrest the bulb for being broke.
Apparently more than 40, because my basement's still dark
Apparently not 17, cause my basement is still dark.
none. That's a hardware problem
but have you tried turning it on and off again?
The lightbulb just burned out; this is not the time to discuss it.
One. She just holds it in place, while the world revolves around her. * Beverly Hills ninja edit... rotates to revolves
Who knows? They're all too busy playing with the switch.
We wouldn't know, the women always get to keep the house.
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Change? That's socialism.
None. You don't need a lightbulb when you have a glass ceiling.
None, they just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.
None. Who needs a lightbulb when there's a glass ceiling.
Just one. They're efficient and not very funny.
It must be more than eight, 'cause my basement's still dark.
"No, that's all right. I'll just sit here in the dark."
None. They shoot the room for being black and beat up the bulb for being broke.
Two. One to hold the bulb and one to drink until the room spins.
None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.
Where did that lightbulb come from?!
Only two, but its kinda hard to get em in there.
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
5.
1 to change the bulb and 4 to shoot the room up for being black
How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.
None.
Trump lies, tells them it was changed and they sit in the dark.
*One to hold the bulb up to the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them, three to scream at the circuit breaker and belittle it for controlling power, and eight others to console the first four while they tweet about how problematic this traumatic experience has been for everyone.*
One
Only one, but it takes the whole Emergency Room to remove it.
Just one, but it takes two doctors and a nurse to get it out.
No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.
Man 1: would you like the ladder or the step stool?
Man 2: I prefer the ladder.
Man 1: ok, step stool it is.
Only 2, it's just really difficult getting them in the lightbulb.
The lightbulb is beautiful the way it is. Society needs to change and learn to accept and stop shaming lightbulbs that don't conform to its standards.
14,000.
1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.
Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.
They don't, I eat them all.
Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.
I don't know, but I have 3 in my basement and I still can't see a thing.
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