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None. They only *talk* about change.
To get to the other side
None. They're afraid of change- even if it makes the world a brighter place.
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Two. One to screw it in almost all the way, and another one to give it a surprising twist at the end.
"No, that's all right. I'll just sit here in the dark."
One
Two. One to hold the bulb and one to drink until the room spins.
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How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.
One. She just holds it in place, while the world revolves around her. * Beverly Hills ninja edit... rotates to revolves
No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
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None, they just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
YOU DON'T KNOW! YOU WEREN'T THERE!
None. We don't address hardware issues.
Two.
One to screw in the bulb and the other to hold the penis..*ER..LADDER! I MEANT LADDER!*
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
Only one, but it takes the whole Emergency Room to remove it.
Ten. One to change the lightbulb and nine to blog about how empowering it was.
None. Who needs a lightbulb when there's a glass ceiling.
You may think that a burnt out bulb needs to change just because the room is too dark *for you* to see anything, so it *must* be changed, but I don't care, it's beautiful, you should respect its right to be burnt out and learn to be more accepting of darker rooms, check your filament privileges you ableist scum. Anyone who disagrees with this is a burnt-out-bulbophobe and a darknessphobe. Thanks for being so understanding.
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
none. That's a hardware problem
but have you tried turning it on and off again?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
None. You don't need a lightbulb when you have a glass ceiling.
*One to hold the bulb up to the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them, three to scream at the circuit breaker and belittle it for controlling power, and eight others to console the first four while they tweet about how problematic this traumatic experience has been for everyone.*
None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.
Just one, but it takes two doctors and a nurse to get it out.
Look, we can change the lightbulb. That I will tell you. We're changing it, ok? And I understand what you're saying, I hear it all the time. People call me and say "Is the lightbulb really dead?". Thats what they are asking me, its unbelievable. The lightbulb is in big trouble, that I can tell you. But we are going to change it.
None, it's already lit fam.
Obviously not 8, because its still dark in my basement.
Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.
One.
Men can be Feminists, too.
It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them
None; they're content to wander around in the dark pretending everything's okay.
Apparently more than 40, because my basement's still dark
14,000.
1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.
Where did that lightbulb come from?!
Only two, but its kinda hard to get em in there.
Two. One to beat the room for being black and one to arrest the bulb for being broke.
None. They shoot the room for being black and beat up the bulb for being broke.
None.
Trump lies, tells them it was changed and they sit in the dark.
Only 2, it's just really difficult getting them in the lightbulb.
The lightbulb is beautiful the way it is. Society needs to change and learn to accept and stop shaming lightbulbs that don't conform to its standards.
Just one. They're efficient and not very funny.
The lightbulb just burned out; this is not the time to discuss it.
It takes two, very tiny people, to screw, in a lightbulb.
Apparently not 17, cause my basement is still dark.
It must be more than eight, 'cause my basement's still dark.
We wouldn't know, the women always get to keep the house.
5.
1 to change the bulb and 4 to shoot the room up for being black
None. They will never allow change, even if it makes the world a brighter place.
Then I realized my whole life was a joke.
One.
She just holds the lightbulb in the socket and expects the rest of the world to revolve around her.
Man 1: would you like the ladder or the step stool?
Man 2: I prefer the ladder.
Man 1: ok, step stool it is.
Who knows? They're all too busy playing with the switch.
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Change? That's socialism.
The real question is: who broke the lightbulb and why are they keeping us in the dark?
Just one.All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves aroudn him.
Do your own research.
It doesn't matter. How did that joke make you feel?
One.
They are very efficient and don't have a sense of humor.
Just one.
But it's essential that the lightbulb wants to change.
One pair of Hans should suffice
Just 2, but how do they get in there?
They actually prefer dark mode
One...
But it takes them 10 god damn episodes.
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