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Lightbulb Dark Jokes

85 lightbulb dark jokes and hilarious lightbulb dark puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lightbulb dark that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Lightbulb Dark Short Jokes

Short lightbulb dark jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lightbulb dark humour may include short lightbulb change jokes also.

  1. How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Trump says it's changed and his supporters all cheer in the dark.
  2. How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a lightbulb? The real question is: who broke the lightbulb and why are they keeping us in the dark?
  3. How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a lightbulb? Obviously not 8, because its still dark in my basement.
  4. how many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? None; they're content to wander around in the dark pretending everything's okay.
  5. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Apparently more than 40, because my basement's still dark
  6. How many dead people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Apparently not 17, cause my basement is still dark.
  7. How does a Jewish mother change a lightbulb? "No, that's all right. I'll just sit here in the dark."
  8. How many corpses does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It must be more than eight, 'cause my basement's still dark.
  9. How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.
  10. How many Republicans does it take to change a light-bulb? None.
    Trump lies, tells them it was changed and they sit in the dark.

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Lightbulb Dark One Liners

Which lightbulb dark one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lightbulb dark? I can suggest the ones about light bulb and in the dark.

  1. how many Scots does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ACH! It's nae THAT dark in here.
  2. How many discord users does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They prefer dark mode.
  3. How many Latvians does it take to screw a lightbulb? Is dark. Bulb is potato.

Lightbulb Dark Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about lightbulb dark you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean changing light bulb jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lightbulb dark pranks.

Have you heard the joke about the broken lightbulb?

You might not like it, it's pretty dark.

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.
But really, its easier to r**... little boys in the dark.

How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light-bulb?

None. Don't worry about me, I'll just sit here in the dark.

Jewish mothers

How does a Jewish mother change a lightbulb?
*Exasperated sigh* No it's fine, I'll just sit here in the dark!

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

How many passive-aggressive people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh never mind, I'll just sit here in the dark...

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None.
It's their job to help people find their way in dark places!

(MASH s1 ep7)

How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More than three because the basement is still dark!
*(Just heard this today, even though I know it's probably old!)*

How many social justice warriors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twelve, one to change it and the other eleven to start a support group called "recovering from the darkness"

How many Jewish grandmothers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

That's okay. I'll just sit here in the dark.

How many corpses does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently more than 3, because it's been a week and my basement is still dark.

How many Ukrainians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You don't need to, they glow in the dark.

How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Apparently more than 5, as my basement is still dark

How many dead prostitutes we need to change a lightbulb ?

Certainly not three, because in my basement is still dark.

How many dead h**... does it take to change a lightbulb?

At least 8. I've got 7 in my basement, and it's still dark down there.

How many tumblrinas does it take to change a lightbulb?

You may think that a burnt out bulb needs to change just because the room is too dark *for you* to see anything, so it *must* be changed, but I don't care, it's beautiful, you should respect its right to be burnt out and learn to be more accepting of darker rooms, check your filament privileges you ableist s**.... Anyone who disagrees with this is a burnt-out-bulbophobe and a darknessphobe. Thanks for being so understanding.

A doctor checks on two roommates in an insane asylum...

He walks into their room to find one man hanging upside down from the ceiling fan by his feet. The other man sits below him, putting together wooden blocks.
The doctor asks, "How are you two doing?"
The man on the floor says, "Oh, I'm building a castle. Don't mind that guy up there, he's okay but a little crazy, thinks he's a lightbulb."
"Well, let's get him down before he hurts himself."
The sitting man stares back in shock. "And work in the *dark*?!"

How many prostitutes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Obviously more than four, they've been in my basement for days, and it's still dark down there!

How many communists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, we just sit in the dark complaining about capitalism.
But come the light-bulb revolution everything will be brighter.

What's so dark about blonde jokes?

They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None.
Instead, they end up beating the room for being dark.

How many dead orphans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Obviously more than 10, cause it's still pretty dark in my basement.

How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.

So I asked my neighbor how many babies you would need to change a lightbulb...

and he told me he didn't know because his basement was still dark.

How many Hillary Clinton fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Hillary Clinton fans prefer to stay in the dark.

How many Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None. They like to live in the darkness.

How many basement dwellers and deplorables does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's ridiculous I saw on CNN that Hillary has already changed the lightbulb Plus it's not dark and the light bulb isn't broken and anyway who told you it was broken Vladimir Putin? What are you sexist?

How many white teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb

...none they would rather sit in the dark
(im white teenage and mean no harm in this joke)

How many isolationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they prefer to live in the dark.

How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five.
Four to sit in the dark and cry about it and one to write the song.

How many dead h**... does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently not 3 because my basement is dark.
(Report (:)

How many apple engenieres does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No need for a lightbulb if we make darkness the standard

How many Trump supporters does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. They'd rather be in the dark about things.

How many dead h**... does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently not 1583 cause its still dark down there its starting to smell.

How many Kevin Spaceys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One but he's just gonna stay in the dark from now on.

How many dead kids?

How many dead kids does it take to change a lightbulb? I guess it's more than 6, my basement is still dark.

How many Jewish Mothers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh don't worry about me I'll just sit here in the dark. It's not like I need light to sit here all alone by myself.

So I came home from work yesterday ....

.......To find that someone broke into my apartment. Looking around, it seemed like they didn't really take a whole lot. My TV was still there, my PS4, and my legos were fine. But the apartment was dark, even when I tried to turn on the lights. Seems the only thing that was taken were my lightbulbs and a couple lamps...I was delighted.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know but it sure is not seven because my basement is still dark

How many Jedi does it take to screw in a hallway lightbulb?

None, because once you start down the dark path forever will it dominate your destiny.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Ten. One to screw it in and nine to form a support group for Survivors of Darkness.

How many feminists does it takes to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just sit there in the dark and blame men

How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they prefer to sit in the dark and blame liberals.

Light bulb thief

I came across an open package of light bulbs at work today.
I thought to myself, "Stealing lightbulbs? This guy must be in a really dark place".

How many optimists does it take to change a lightbulb.

None. They just find light in the darkness.

How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb?

At least 6 because my basements still dark

How many Narcisists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None.
They don't believe in change.
They'd rather live in the dark.

How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they prefer sitting in a dark closet

How many millennials does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They sit in the dark and cry while posting blank pictures to instagram

How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Trump just says it's fixed and the rest of them sit in the dark and applaud

How many trump supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb

None. Trump says it's done and everyone claps in the dark

How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently it's more than six because it's still dark in my basement.

How many dead children does it take to fix a lightbulb?

I don't know but it must be more than twenty because my basement's still dark.

How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Trumps says it's done and they all cheer in the dark

How many developers/mods does it take to change a lightbulb?

They actually prefer dark mode

How many dead lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

More than 6, because my attic is still dark. Very dark.

How many journalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three:
One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the poor.
One to report it as a conspiracy to deprive the poor of darkness.
And one to win a Pulitzer Prize for reporting that the electric company hired someone to break the lightbulb in the first place.
But in the end none of them actually changed the bulb.

How many dead h**... does it take to change a lightbulb?

Clearly more than 2, because my basement is still dark AF

How many dead

How many dead bodies does it take to change a lightbulb?.
.
.
Well its not 6 cause my basement is still dark.

Apparently it took Thomas Edison 1000 attempts to make the lightbulb.

d**..., he would have gone through some dark times.

How many prostitutes does it take to change a lightbulb?

More than 7, bc my basement is still dark...

You know how many corpses it takes to screw in a lightbulb?

Well, it's not eight, because the crawl space is still dark.

How many people does it take to switch a lightbulb?

More than nine, my basement is still dark.

p**... & Murphy are working on a building site.

p**... and Murphy are working on a building site.
p**... says to Murphy, I'm gonna get the day off. I'm gonna pretend I've gone mad! He climbs up the rafters, hangs upside down, and shouts, I'm a lightbulb, I'm a lightbulb!
Murphy watches in amazement.
The foreman shouts: p**..., go home. You've gone mad.
So p**... leaves the site. Murphy starts packing his kit up to leave as well.
Where do you think you're going? asks the foreman.
Well, I can't work in the friggin dark! said Murphy.

how many 5 year olds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well, my basement is still dark so more than eight.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Politicians can't change lightbulbs, they will just leave everyone waiting in the dark while they argue about which brand the lightbulb ought to be.

How many jewish mothers does it take to change a lightbulb?

"no, it's ok, leave your poor mother in the dark..."

How many Apple engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They simply change the standard to darkness

How many Lutheran grandmothers does it take to change a lightbulb?

No, I'm fine, don't make a fuss over me. I'll just sit in the dark.

how many Irish mammies does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Don't mind me, I'll sit in the dark. You kids go have your fun.