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In light of mlk day...

African american culture has fought so hard not to have to sit at the back of the bus.
But they still do anyway.

Need some help with a light bulb joke!

I am taking a stage lighting course and I need to provide my favorite light bulb joke on my first worksheet. Only problem is that I dont have one. So I figured I'd ask around for any good ones!

see the light

The pessimist sees no light in the tunnel.
The optimist see the light at the end of the tunnel.
The realist sees that the light is a train.
The train driver sees only three fools on the track.

Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

I see your lightbulb joke...

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but the trick is getting them inside the lightbulb.

Why did the lights go out?

Because they liked each other.

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a bad joke teller?

To get to the other side!


Two physicists are in a dark room. The first physicist suggests they turn on a light. The second physicist says "does light really matter?" The first one replies "no, it waves".

How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with.

How many light bulbs does it take to change a man?

Just one, if you put it in the right place.

Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?


Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

What lights up a soccer stadium?

A soccer match.

If lightning always takes the path of least resistance...

why doesn't it always strike France?

In light of all the recent blond jokes...

Why are blond jokes so short?
So men can remember them.

Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

Do lightbulbs ever think about s**...?

Only when they're turned on.

In light of Google becoming Alphabet, Gmail will be replaced with "Alpha Mail."

You know how light travels faster than sound?

Thats why some people seem bright until they speak.

What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

Where does light go to jail?


In light of the recent Taylor Swift & Tom Hiddleston news. I believe they shouldn't have let slip they are dating and kept it Loki

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