The Best 77 Ligh Jokes

Following is our collection of Ligh jokes which are very funny. There are some ligh light jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ligh lightweight puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Ligh Jokes and Puns

In light of MLK day...

African american culture has fought so hard not to have to sit at the back of the bus.

But they still do anyway.

Need some help with a light bulb joke!

I am taking a stage lighting course and I need to provide my favorite light bulb joke on my first worksheet. Only problem is that I dont have one. So I figured I'd ask around for any good ones!

see the light

The pessimist sees no light in the tunnel.

The optimist see the light at the end of the tunnel.

The realist sees that the light is a train.

The train driver sees only three fools on the track.

Ligh joke, see the light

Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

I see your lightbulb joke...

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but the trick is getting them inside the lightbulb.


Why did the lights go out?

Because they liked each other.

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a bad joke teller?

To get to the other side!

Ligh joke, How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a bad joke teller?

Light...

Two physicists are in a dark room. The first physicist suggests they turn on a light. The second physicist says "does light really matter?" The first one replies "no, it waves".

In light of recent actions Luis Suarez has quit the Uruguayan national team.

He's going to play for Hungary instead.

How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with.

How many light bulbs does it take to change a man?

Just one, if you put it in the right place.

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Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

In light of Valentine's Day

My girlfriend's mom told this joke and I thought it was worth sharing with you guys.

Q: What did the farmer get his wife for Valentine's Day?

A: hogs and kisses

What lights up a soccer stadium?

A soccer match.

If lightning always takes the path of least resistance...

why doesn't it always strike France?

Ligh joke, If lightning always takes the path of least resistance...

In light of all the recent blond jokes...

Why are blond jokes so short?

So men can remember them.

Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

Do lightbulbs ever think about sex?

Only when they're turned on.


In light of Google becoming Alphabet, Gmail will be replaced with "Alpha Mail."

In light of Germany's discovery of ISIS using mustard gas:

What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

You know how light travels faster than sound?

Thats why some people seem bright until they speak.

What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

Where does light go to jail?

prism

In light of the recent Taylor Swift & Tom Hiddleston news. I believe they shouldn't have let slip they are dating and kept it Loki

(Joke above)

Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

In light of the DNC event and my own recent experience with the forced install of windows 10.. What do the Clinton's have in common with Bill Gates?

They both no longer need your consent.

A carpenter's workshop's light went out

To find his way around, he picked up his hammer and saw.

Light Yagami thought he was going to die on those stairs, but then he woke up the next day...

And realized it was just a Near-Death experience.

Why did a lightbulb in the candy store go out?

It needed to get it's fill o' mint.

I was looking for a lighter on amazon...

But they only had 112.422 matches.

The lights at this chinese dumpling place were too bright

I had to ask them to Dim Sum

If light travels faster than sound.

Then why do I always hear a honk before the light turn green?

If light travels faster than the speed of sound...

how come I can hear the guy in the BMW behind me honk before the light turns green?

Lighting is very important when I take photos of myself.

Because if there isn't any, chances are it's a good photo.

I tried to look up lighters in Amazon.

All they had was 13,749 matches.

The light bulb wanted to be a mathematician

But he was too dim

Light babies are delivered by stork, heavy babies...

Delivered by crane.

Why did the lighter smoke weed?

He wanted to become a high-lighter.

since light moves faster then sound..

People may appear bright until you hear them speak.

A lighthearted joke

A man was absolutely delighted when he came home and saw that someone had stolen every lamp in the house.

In light of Trump's increasing volume of golf: What's the difference between Hitler and Trump?

It only took Hitler one shot to get out of the bunker he ended up in after succumbing to Russia.

What did the lightbulb say to the other lightbulb?

Watt up

Light beer is like the beach...

Close to water.

In light of some recent idiotic questioning by reporters

A man is interviewed after his wife was swept away in a flood. The reporter asks "Were you close with your wife?" He responds, "No, we drifted apart recently."

Light travels faster than sound!

That's why some people appear bright until they talk.

What do lightbulbs and Peruvians have in common?

Incan descent

I always keep the lights on during sex..

because I'm afraid of being alone in the dark

In light of the Net Neutrality debate, I want to say something to support my American friends.

Thoughts and prayers.

Where does light go when it breaks the law?

To Prism.

Lighting strikes an orchestra who gets hit first?

The conducter

.... I'll see myself out

How are light and hard the same?

I can't sleep with the light on either.

How many light bulbs do you need to light up a room full of milennials?

None. They're already lit.

What did the lighter say to his wife when their kid burnt a house down?

"Hey, at least now we surely know that he's arson."

Why is the lighting in Chinese restaurants so inconsistent?

Because they dim sum...

Light doesn't travel faster than sound.

The guy in the BMW behind me always honks before the light turns green.

Did you know that light travels faster than sound?

That's why some people look bright until they start talking.

If a light sleeper sleeps with the light on....

What does a hard sleeper sleep with?

What did the lightning say to the fireworks?

Hey! You stole my thunder.

Credit to my nine year old daughter on the 4th

Light bulb thief

I came across an open package of light bulbs at work today.

I thought to myself, "Stealing lightbulbs? This guy must be in a really dark place".

What's lighter on the top and darker on the bottom?

Society.

Since light supposedly travels faster than the speed of sound.....

Why can I hear the BMW driver behind me honk before the light turns green?

If lightning strikes an orchestra, who is most likely to get hit?

The conductor.

Light aircraft crashes in Scotland!

Two kilt

What did the light house keeper do when he lost his job?

He became a maid, he was already accustomed to performing light house work.

Light is faster than sound

That explain why some people seems bright until the talk

My lights remind me of my uncle

Because I turned them both on

What did the lightning strike survivor say when interviewed?

"It was shockingly powerful... Like, it really Hertz."

What's a light year?

Same thing as a regular year, just with less calories.

In light of the rising number of rape cases, the police is advising women to carry a Tide pod in their purses at all times.

It's supposed to deter gents.



>!Had to change up the premise a bit, since in my language detergente - > deter gente, literally "to detain/arrest people". Glad it works out almost the same!<

Light a man a fire, he'll be warm for ten minutes.

Light a man *on* fire, he'll be warm the rest of his life.

light travels faster than sound

thats why some people appear bright til you hear them speak.

When lightnings struck the church, the insurance company refused to pay

Reason: Act of God, in other words, deliberate destruction by owner.

The lights went out at a comedy convention

And it became dark humor

In light of the pandemic - we will no longer use the term "immaculate conception"...

It is being updated to "contactless delivery."

Why do we always see lightning before the thunder noise comes?

Our eyes are at the front of our head.

Why don't lightsabers have picatinny rails?

Jedi aren't allowed to have attachments.

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