The Best 5 Lifeboats Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Lifeboats jokes. There are some lifeboats ferry jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lifeboats sunk puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Lifeboats Jokes and Puns

A lawyer, priest, and social worker are on a ship that hits an iceberg...

The captain comes over the intercom: "Everyone please make your way to the lifeboats".
The social worker yells out: "Women & children first!"
The lawyer starts pushing his way towards the boats: "Screw the children!"
The priest responds: "Do we have time?"

American presidents are on a sinking ship!

Ford says: What do we do?

Bush says: Man the lifeboats!

Reagan says: What lifeboats?

Carter says: Women and children first!

Nixon says: Screw the women!

Clinton says: You think we have time?

What's the best part of being a lesbian in 1912?

Both got seats on the titanic's lifeboats.

A Rabbi, A Priest, and an Imam...

A rabbi, a priest, and an imam were on a ship. Suddenly, the ship hit a reef just under the water and started sinking. The rabbi said to the priest and imam, "We must save the children.!"

The imam had already run to the lifeboats, yelling "Screw the children!," to which the priest replied, "Do we have time?"

I believe all ships that didn't have enough lifeboats had the same lifeboats.

Why, you ask?

All their passengers were in the same boat.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the lifeboats ship jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working lifeboats sail piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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