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7 life skills jokes and hilarious life skills puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about life skills that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Life Skills Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good life skills joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

God was handing out talents one morning

To some, He gave the power to create life. The angels around Him were in awe as crops flourished and population soared. To others, he gave fine skills and artistry. His angelic entourage marveled at intricate needlework, tapestry, and sculpture.
God stooped down low and found a man waiting in the darkness, just before dawn. He gave him the power to sprinkle water on the grass as the sun rose. The angels were confused. "You gave amazing abilities to all others. Can this one really care for himself with such a small talent?"
God simply replied, "He will learn to make dew."

As I was leaving home to start a new life for myself

As I was leaving home to start a new life for myself across the country my mom said" Don't forget to write!"
I thought "That's unlikely... It's a basic skill,isn't it?"

If life was a RPG and inbreeding was a skill set

The royal family would be at the top of the tier

It takes patience to listen.. it takes skill to pretend you're listening.

I just skillfully removed a cup of wax from Kim Jong's left ear using a penknife.

Madam Tussaud's have now banned me for life.

My math teacher told me to stop copying my homework because I wasn't learning any real life skills

Joke's on him though, I just become a Monk.

At this point in my life, my resume's "

special skills" section just says: "pronounces Massachusetts towns" and "can nap on planes."

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