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Following the recent anti-Islam film made, there will be a film made to mock Jesus Christ.

It will be released in 1979 and will be called Life of Brian

Did anyone else think that...

Mel Gibson's remake of the 'Life of Brian' wasn't nearly as funny as the original?

Incontinentia Buttocks joke

Pontius Pilate: 'I will not have my fwends widiculed by the common soldiewy. Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus...'

[A guard s**...]

Pontius Pilate: '...Dickus?'

[More s**...]
Pontius Pilate: 'What about you? Do you find it... wisible... when I say the name... Biggus...'


Pontius Pilate: '...Dickus?'

[Both guards s**...]

Pontius Pilate: 'He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... Incontinentia... Incontinentia Buttocks.'

There once was two people Lisa and Brian
They got married and had a child.

The only problem was that the child was only a head, he had no arms, legs or torso.
So all his life he was picked on and teased and he always wished he had a body.
So when he turned 21 his dad took him to a bar and let him have his first beer ever.
When he drank a whole bottle an arm popped out.
When he drank more bottles more body parts popped out.
After drinking many beers he finally had a whole body.
As they left the bar, he was very drunk and was hit by a bus and he died.
The moral of the story "Quit while you're a head."

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