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Life Is Like A Box Of Chocolates Jokes

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  1. life is like a box of chocolates.... it is destroyed remarkably fast by an emotional woman.
  2. My momma always said, life is like a box of chocolates Empty, because you have no self-control.
  3. Momma said life is like a box of chocolates... If you're fat it's not gonna last as long :/
  4. Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates... ... if you're fat, it won't last long.
  5. Life is like a box of chocolates... When you've reached the end you feel sick, ashamed, and you just want to die.
  6. I was always told life is like a box of chocolates.. The fatter you are, the shorter it lasts.
  7. Life is like a box of chocolates It's too expensive and you ownly end up liking half of it.
  8. Life is like a box of chocolates... You have a vague assumption of what you're going to get but in the end you're always dissapointed.
  9. Life is like a box of chocolates... If you end up with brown sticky fingers, you're doing it wrong.
  10. Life is like a box of chocolates It starts sweet and ends up with you on the toliet giving yourself counselling.

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  1. Life is like a box of chocolates It doesn't last as long for the obese.
  2. Life is like a box of chocolates... Sometimes you just end up with nuts in your mouth.
  3. Life is like a box of chocolates. The poor can't afford it.
  4. They say life is like a box of chocolates... And I'm lactose intolerant.
  5. Life is like a box of chocolates Fat people go through it faster than skinny ones
  6. Life is like a box of chocolates It won't last long if you're fat
  7. My momma always said "Life is like a box of chocolates..." "...it'll kill your dog."
  8. Life is like a box of chocolates... It doesn't last as long if you're fat.
  9. Life is like a box of chocolates You're not going to enjoy it if you're anorexic
  10. Mama always said life is like a box of chocolates It won't last very long for fat people.
  11. Life is like a box of chocolates: Disturbingly expensive, yet... vaguely disappointing.
  12. Life is like a box of chocolate It doesn't last long for fat people.
  13. Life is like a box of chocolates If you have Diabetes, it probably won't be good for you.
  14. Life is like a box of chocolate It's a lot shorter when you're fat.
  15. Life is like a box of chocolates I can't get anything because I'm lactose intolerant

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Life is like a box of chocolates...

It's expensive, you don't like half of it, and sometimes you can give the whole thing to a woman and she still wont have s**... with you.

Life isn't like a box of chocolates.

It's more like a jar of jalapeños. What you do today might burn your a**... tomorrow.

Life is Like a Box of Chocolates

It s**... if you are diabetic.

Life is like a box of chocolates...

No one likes the dark ones, and the more white the others are, the richer they get.

Life is like a box of chocolates...

Mostly nuts and sometimes you get brown stuff on your hands.