Life Hack Jokes
26 life hack jokes and hilarious life hack puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about life hack that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Life Hack Short Jokes
Short life hack jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The life hack humour may include short life advice jokes also.
- I got my student loans down from 100k to 50k overnight with this super easy life hack. Divorce
- Life Hack: give your next kid a normal name Me: are you still mad your mom and I named you Life Hack?
- So you guys know that one part in Matrix Reloaded when Neo revives Trinity? That was a pretty handy life hack
- Life Hack If you're ever hungry in trig class, chew on the corner of your paper. It's equivelant to half a pi.
- Amazing life hack "How would you describe the woman who attacked you?"
\*Describes mother\*
\*Gets a copy of picture\*
\*Gives it to mum as late birthday present\* - Can I major in Life Hacks? Why not, I've already got two degrees that could be less useful.
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Life Hack One Liners
Which life hack one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with life hack? I can suggest the ones about trick and hacker.
- Here's a great life hack! When you're cold stand in a corner. It's 90 degrees!
- Life hack If you sleep till noon you only have to pay for two meals instead of three.
- What's the best life hack? An axe
- when life hacks dont work then they are patched
- What's the best life-hack for weight loss? Cancer.
- Life hack Use your seat belt buckle to open your beer while driving
- Top 5 life hacks to win a fist fight every time. 1.
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5. Bring a gun - life hack: if u kill urself the 13th you're most definitely gonna get flowers the 14th
Life Hack Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about life hack you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean magic trick jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make life hack pranks.
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Life hack for driving
Always get your driver's license picture taken when your s**.... That way, the police will think you always look that way.
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Life hacks from Secretary Stalin, don't dress for the job you want. Use the job you have to create a totalitarian dictatorship to crush your enemies.
*this joke exists because I found out Stalin's title during his reign was Secretary. During the power struggles his opponents wanted to give him a menial job to side line him. But he realized he controlled who got invitations to meeting, what was on the agenda, and when they should happen. Leading to his total d**... of the communist party as a dictator.
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Life hack
If you beat your kids at a burger king it legally changes from child a**... to a whopper jr.
Annoying Husband
An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other.
When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could heard deep into the night the old man would shout,"When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and comeback and haunt you for the rest of your life."
Neighbours feared him.They believed he practised black magic, because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighbourhood.
The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's relief, be died of a heart attack when he was 68.
His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow.
Her neighbours, concerned for her safety asked. "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come hack to haunt you for the rest of your life?"
The wife put down her drink and said, "Let him dig. I had him buried upside down."