Life Alert Jokes

28 life alert jokes and hilarious life alert puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about life alert that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Life Alert Short Jokes

Short life alert jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The life alert humour may include short alert jokes also.

  1. I pushed a random old guy's Life Alert to see what would happen. He got so angry, he had a heart attack.
    Good thing the ambulance was already on it's way.
  2. My girlfriend said she liked the jewelry my grandmother wore so I bought her a life alert necklace
  3. Doing things that you are not supposed to do at work makes your vision, hearing and alertness much better.
  4. Shakespeare's The Life and Death of King Richard III Spoiler Alert:
    Richard III dies in the end.

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Life Alert One Liners

Which life alert one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with life alert? I can suggest the ones about security alarm and fire alarm.

  1. They should play "Let the bodies hit the floor" On Life Alert commercials.
  2. I just ordered a Life Alert bracelet So if I get a life, I'll be notified immediately.
  3. Why did Satan need life alert? Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.
  4. Why did the horse get life alert? Because "i've fallen and can't giddy-up"
  5. Whats the easiest way to charge someone 3 grand? Press their Life Alert button
  6. What is a must have fall accessory Life Alert
  7. There would be no evil in the word..... if Satan had life alert.
  8. Alert! Widespread, paralyzing, life-consuming, pandemic virus!! Norton.
  9. Life Alert Pickup Line "I've fallen for you, and I can't get up!"
  10. I need a life alert... Because I've fallen for you and I can't get it up!
  11. Hey s**... granny, you better call life alert Because I've fallen for you and can't get up
  12. Comment found on an FB
    pic of a new born baby
    "Hey kid, Spoiler Alert: Life s**...."

Life Alert joke, Comment found on an FB 
pic of a new born baby

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What funny jokes about life alert you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean life guard jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make life alert pranks.

Nobody cares about movies anymore.

No one goes to the cinema, no one really watches network TV. Everyone’s watching Netflix. This show should just be me coming out going “Well done, Netflix. You win—everything.” But no, we’ve got to drag it out for three hours. You could binge watch the entire first season of After Life instead of watching this show. That’s a show about a man who wants to kill himself because his wife dies of cancer, and it’s still more fun than this. Spoiler alert: Season 2 is on the way, so in the end, he obviously didn’t kill himself. Just like Jeffrey Epstein.

Life Alert joke, I need a life alert...