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...because William Shatner
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Dang ol' Dangle dangle.
Drop dead and give me 20!
...a Warrant Officer.
Carrion.
A phone call comes through to a families home and the son looks at it and yells "Dad should I take this"
The dad yells back "who is it calling?"
Son: "It says private caller"
Dad: "Don't answer!! We only take calls from lieutenant callers or higher!!"
Mom: It's a private caller.
Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.
"The bad news is that the Sioux are camped right down the hill. Come morning they're going to overrun us. They'll ride roughshod over our whole company and leave us all killed, then probably mutilate our corpses beyond recognition when they're done."
His lieutenant asks, "what's the good news General?"
Custer says "Well, we won't have to ride through Nebraska again."
"Comrade, stop Stalin, and start Putin!"
A lieutenant.
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Because William Shatner.
He's a colonel now
Everywhere.
"Soldiers, why is the formation so crooked?"
"Because the Earth is round!" - someone called out.
"Who said that?"
"Galileo."
"Galileo, step forward!"
"But he has died long ago!"
"So then?! People here are dying, and no one is reporting this to me?"
*Joke was translated from Bulgarian*
"Oh, the iron knee!"
Note: Old joke I made up and told friends in high school, before realizing his new legs are not actually made of iron. Hope the joke is still amusing though
A lieutenant.
I'll show myself out.
The captain's log.
"Let's avoid him", the general says to the lieutentant. "He's well-armed."
He was caught fingering A Major.
I said, "Lieutenant, we are surrounded and running low on ammo. I don't think now is the right time for equipment maintenance."
They called the guy under him "Lieutenant Kernel".
Today *is* a good day to dye!
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