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A friend asked me what do they sell at Lidl

I said a Lidl bit of this, a Lidl bit of that.

Been analysing my spending and it turns out rather than large purchases, most of my expenditure seems to go on the mysterious middle aisle in German supermarkets.

To put it another way: it's not the big things, it's Aldi Lidl things.

What do you call a bunch of punks who attack supermarkets?

The Lidl Rascals

I was frying up these mini Bratwursts I'd bought from a budget supermarket, when my wife asked, 'What are you cooking?'

To which I replied:
'They're Lidl sausages.'

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