The Best 4 Lickity Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Lickity jokes. There are some lickity slow jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lickity bunch puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Lickity Jokes and Puns

So a bunch of lesbians are running in a race...

So a bunch of lesbians are running in a race, and a bunch of gay guys are running in a race, Who's winning?

The lesbians; they're all running lickity split, and the gay guys are poking behind.

Why are lesbians so fast?

Because they know how to lickity split.

Who wins in a race to San Francisco, the lesbian couple or the gay couple?

The lesbians. They get there lickity split while the gays are still packin it in!

A lesbian couple and gay couple are racing for a cash prize. Who wins?

The lesbians, 'cause the gays are still packing and the lesbians are lickity split.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the lickity home jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working lickity california piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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