Licker Jokes

24 licker jokes and hilarious licker puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about licker that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Licker Short Jokes

Short licker jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The licker humour may include short toes jokes also.

  1. A guy and his dog walk into a bar "Nice dog. What's his name?" the bartender asks. "Whiskey," the guy says. "He's a l**...."

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Licker One Liners

Which licker one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with licker? I can suggest the ones about cabinet and cooper.

  1. I'm afraid my dog is an alcoholic. She just can't seem to hold her l**....
  2. What do you call two l**... in a closet? A l**... cabinet
  3. I think my dog has a drinking problem He can't control his l**...
  4. Where do you keep lollipops? The l**... cabinet
  5. [shitpost]Where do you store an old lesbian? In the l**... cabinet.
  6. My girlfriend gave me the nickname Jack Daniels Because she says I'm a hard l**...!
  7. I think my dog is an alcoholic. He can't hold his l**....
  8. My dog is an alcoholic You could say he has a l**... problem
  9. My friend's grandpa had a s**... recently... Now he can't hold his l**....
  10. How does a woman hold her l**...?? By the ears...
  11. My kids r**... when it comes to computers. I guess you could say he's a Windows l**....
  12. Did you hear about the lesbian with no arms? She couldn't hold her l**....
  13. I have a lesbian friend who I call Jack Daniels. Cause she's a hard l**....

Licker joke, I have a lesbian friend who I call Jack Daniels.

Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Licker Jokes

What funny jokes about licker you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean studs jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make licker pranks.

Three women decide to compare their husbands to soft drinks.

Three women are out to brunch, and they're talking about who has the best husband. One of them decides they should compare their respective husbands to soft drinks (sodas).
First woman: "My husband is like 7UP, because he's 7 inches and he's always up."
Second woman: "Well my husband is like Mountain Dew, because when he's mountin' me, he knows what to do."
Third woman: "Well my husband is like Jack Daniels."
First woman: "That's not a soft drink!"
Third woman: "I know, but he's a hard l**...."

Three Southern ladies were sitting around talking about their husbands....

First one says, "You know why I call my husband Big Pete?"
The others reply, "Mmmm Hmmmm."
Second one says, "Well, you know why I call my husband Long John?"
The others reply, "Mmmm Hmmmm"
Third one says, "You know why they call my husband Drambuie?"
The others look confused. "No, why?" One of them asks.
She says, "Because he's a fancy l**...!"

Licker joke, Three Southern ladies were sitting around talking about their husbands....