Lichen Jokes
19 lichen jokes and hilarious lichen puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lichen that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Lichen Short Jokes
Short lichen jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lichen humour may include short lice jokes also.
- What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss? "I'm lichen what I see"
- I know someone who thinks that they're a mossy werewolf... They were diagnosed with a rare case of lichen-thropy.
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Lichen One Liners
Which lichen one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lichen? I can suggest the ones about lettuce and ling.
- I used to hate algae... But now I'm kinda lichen it
- Today I found a Youtube channel about moss They told me to lichen subscribe
- What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss? "I'm not lichen this!'
- What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen? A Moss-cow
- I know why they call her Kate Moss I'm lichen what I'm seein'.
- What did the algae say to the f**... about their symbiotic relationship? I'm lichen it
- What did the f**... say to the tree? I think I've taken a lichen to ya.
Happy Lichen Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about lichen you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean lion jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lichen pranks.
Okay, I thought this up on the way to work this morning and I'm like 40% sure it's original.
What did one patch of moss say to the other when asked what he thought of the summer weather?
He said: "I'm lichen it so far!"
Now you're allowed to laugh, if you'd like.
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I made a video about the symbiotic relationships between f**... and algae
Don't forget to lichen subscribe!
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Freddy the f**... and Alice the algae met one another and...
they took a lichen to each other
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In my outdoor nature class I pointed out some lichen growing on granite and taught them the mnemonic Freddie f**... took a likin' to Alice algae to teach them about the symbiotic relationship. One 5th grade boy responded
Looks like their relationship is on the rocks. He'll make a great dad some day.
