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Licence Plate Jokes

5 licence plate jokes and hilarious licence plate puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about licence plate that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Licence Plate Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good licence plate joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

So I was reading licence plates...

The first car was from Minnesota, had 6 numbers, and at the bottom said "10,000 Lakes". I thought to myself "They must put the State Slogan there." The next car was from Arkansas, had 6 numbers, and at the bottom, it read "Disabled"

Saw a licence plate today that said "LUVSHOES"

Couldn't decide if they love fashionable footware or easy women..

Murphy's Car Is Stolen

Murphy's wife borrowed his car and parked in the supermarket car park. Just as she came out laden with shopping, she saw a young lad break into the car, hot wire it and drive off.  Naturally she reported the matter to the police.' What did he look like?, the sergeant asked.  'I don't know she replied, but I got the licence plate'.

A car

A police officer stopped a car on the highway and went up to the driver. He saw the man, and said: "You've just won $1000 for wearing a seat belt! What are you going to do with your prize money?" The man thought, and said back: "Maybe go to the driving school and get my licence!" His wife told the cop: "Don't listen to him, he's a smartass when he's drunk".
All of this talking made a passenger in the back of the car wake up, and he blurted out: "I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car. Why didn't you change the number plate?" A knock emerged from the trunk of the car, and the person in the trunk said: "Are we at the border yet?"

Caitlyn Jenner's licence plate

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