Lice Jokes

Funniest Lice Short Jokes

Short lice jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lice humour may include short lettuce jokes also.

1. A new strain of head lice has been discovered which is resistant to conventional treatments. That has left scientists scratching their heads.
2. I've been researching some useless facts... Want some examples?
   I have found out that there are over 10,000 different types of lice.
   And that's just off the top of my head.
3. I'm very good at remembering random facts. For example, there are 3,500 different types of lice.
   And that's just off the top of my head.
4. I don't mind head lice, unless I have to take them out of people's hair. But that's just me nitpicking.
5. Asian stereotype joke An Asian man walks up to a fast food restaurant for takeout.
   He says "Flied lice please."
   He leaves but comes back a minute later
   "This is fried rice, I ordered flied lice."
6. When you have a bunch of white bugs in your hair, it's called lice. What's it called when you have just one? Lonely.
7. Lice Technicians who work with substandard tools... Do their poor working conditions leave them scratching their heads?
8. A man stormed into my barbershop, claiming he'd gotten fleas from coming here... So I checked. Just as I suspected, it was all lice.
9. If the plural of "mouse" is "mice" and the plural of "louse" is "lice"... Then why isn't the plural of "house" "hice"?
10. I was once friends with a compulsive liar that "ate tiny insects"... Everything that came out of his mouth was lice.

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Lice One Liners

Which lice one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lice? I can suggest the ones about isle and lichen.

1. Where do head lice go to pray? The temple
   haha.
   -My Friend Devon
2. Lice are immune to corona makes scientists all over the world scratch their head
3. What do you call lice that lives in a bald man's head? Homeless
4. I have absolutely no idea how I got lice. It's a real head scratcher.
5. What should honest people never have on their head? Lice!
6. What did the lice say to the bald man? .............I'm falling!
7. Let's all put our heads together... And find a way to fix lice.
8. What do you call a dog with lice in China? Full course dinner
9. I've always wondered what lice do to you It's a real head scratcher
10. Which insect do asian people eat the most of? Lice
11. What is the Asian species of lice called? Fried Lice.
12. I thought I had lice. Then I remembered I was in an Asian restaurant.
13. Hey girl, are you lice? Because you can't get out of my head
14. What do we call a lice above a bald person? Homeless.
15. What kind of parasites do gangstas get? t**... Lice.

Giggle-Inducing Lice Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

What funny jokes about lice you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ling jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lice pranks.