The Best 18 Librarians Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Librarians jokes. There are some librarians bookstore jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these librarians interchangeable puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Librarians Jokes and Puns

If We're Going to Arm the Teachers

All I ask is that the librarians get silencers

I'D LIKE TO GIVE A BIG SHOUT OUT TO LIBRARIANS!

oh... sorry...

A blonde walks into a library..

she goes up to the librarians desk and says, "I'll have a quarter pounder with cheese, fries, and a diet coke please." The librarian looks at her in disbelief. "Uh, honey, this is a library, and not McDonalds." The blonde is totally taken aback as she looks around and see everyone quietly reading books. She says, "Oh my gosh, I am so sorry!"

*whispers* "I'll have a quarter pounder with cheese, fries, and a diet coke please."

Librarians joke, A blonde walks into a library..

American teachers are now going to be armed with pistols for protection.

Librarians will be issued silencers.

Four surgeons

Four surgeons sit around discussing their favorite patients.

The first surgeon says, "I like operating on librarians. When you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order".

The second surgeon says, "I like operating on accountants. When you open them up, everything is in numerical order".

The third surgeon says, "I like operating on electricians. When you open them up, everything is color coded."

The fourth surgeon says, "I like operating on politicians."

The other three surgeons look at each other in disbelief.

The fourth surgeon continues, "Because they're heartless, gutless, spineless, and the ass and head are interchangeable."


Three Doctors

Three doctors are discussing which types of patients they prefer. Doctor Watson says, ''I prefer librarians. All their organs are alphabetized.'' Doctor Fitzpatrick says, ''I prefer mathematicians. All their organs are numbered.'' Doctor Ahn says, ''I prefer lawyers. They're gutless, heartless, brainless, spineless, and their heads and rear-ends are interchangeable.''

Library joke

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves

Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out

Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

Librarians joke, Library joke

News just in that American teachers will now be armed with 9mm Glocks.

Librarians will be issued silencers.

There was once a robot whose job it was to organize all the shelves of a massive library that had thousands of books. Every day he did his job without missing a beat. One day though, he didn't show up to work. The librarians were all perplexed that a robot would do something like that...

Turns out he had become shelf aware.

Im Ok With Arming Teachers,

As long as the librarians get silencers.

Why are librarians so shy?

Their occupation makes them very shelf conscious.

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What do librarians call breathalyzers?

The DUI decimal system

"Why are you so quiet?"

"I was raised by Librarians."

Ginger librarians are:

Well read.

Why can't you check out librarians while at the library?

They're for reference only.

When librarians get together, they tell lots of Dewey Decimal jokes.

They can't share them with others, though. The jokes are classified.

Librarians joke, When librarians get together, they tell lots of Dewey Decimal jokes.

Christmas in the Library

What is the librarians favorite Christmas song?

Silent Night

Obligatory Light Bulb

Do you know how many librarians it takes to screw in a light bulb?
No, but I know where you can look it up!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the librarians civil jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working librarians books piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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