She whispered: "They're right behind you."
The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."
The man replies, "Yeah that's the one."
The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."
"Yeah that's the one"
Dave: Yeah, I'm looking for a book about-
Librarian: Being psychic?
Dave: No...
Librarian: One day that will work.
Then the librarian caught me.
A prisoner goes to the jail's library to borrow a book. The librarian says: "We don't have this book, but we have its author"
The librarian says, "Yes, yes we do, but it's not a very interesting subject."
The librarian said "That rings a bell but I don't know if it's here or not."
She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
But then the librarian yelled at me and made me leave the library.
Librarian stares at him for a while, then asks: Who's gonna bring it back ?
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "do you have that book for men with small penises?"
The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."
"Yeah that's the one"
She said, "It's not in yet".
I replied, "YES, That's The Book!"
The librarian asks "hard back?"
The guy replies "yeah little heads too."
and asks the librarian at the info desk if they have any books on Pavlov's dog or Schrodinger's cat. The librarian thinks for a moment before replying "It rings a bell but I'm not sure whether it's there or not."
The librarian said, "So you're the one who took our phone book."
until the librarian told me to take it out.
The librarian said, "I don't think it's in yet."
I said, "Yes, that's the one."
Then the librarian told me to take it out.
The librarian replied, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back"
but then the librarian yelled and told me to leave the library.
Till the librarian asked me to take it out.
A man walks into a library and asks the librarian, "Do you have that new book for men with small penises?"
The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."
"Yeah that's the one!"
A man walks into a library and says "Excuse me, miss, but do you have that book for men with small penises?"
The librarian goes to the computer, types a few things in, and says "I don't think it's in yet."
The man replies, "Yeah, that's the one..."
She says to the librarian "Hiiii, I'd like a cheeseburger, some fries, and a coke."
The librarian says, "Lady, this is a library!"
Embarrassed, the blonde apologizes and whispers, "I'd like a cheeseburger, some fries, and a coke."
Librarian: Fuck off, you won't bring it back.
She replied "Yes, it's up the stairs, on the top shelf to the left."
Librarian: "They're right behind you!!"
But then the librarian kicked me out
... until the librarian kicked me out.
A Dictionary and a Thesaurus are in a library. The librarian who has taken good care of them for years and years is retiring. Understandably, the Dictionary and Thesaurus are both sad.
The Thesaurus says to the Dictionary "I can see how distraught you are."
The Dictionary responds "You don't even know the meaning of the word."
The Thesaurus then says "But I know what it's like."
He goes up to the desk and slurs: I'll have a burger, fries and a milkshake.
The librarian replies: Sir, this is a library!
***whispers*** Sorry, I'll have a burger, fries and a milkshake.
The librarian says, "It rings a bell, but I don't know whether it's there or not."
Me to Librarian - Have you got a copy of the new title, Living with a small penis?
Librarian – I don't think it's in yet.
Me to Librarian - Yep that's the one.
Until the librarian threw me out.
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