Libra Jokes

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Library s**...

A man goes to the library and asks if they have a book on how to commit s**....
The librarian says "Yeh, I think we do, it should be at the back row on the top shelf".
The man goes and looks, even climbs a ladder to look at the top but still can't find it.
"Still no luck" says the man.
The librarian replies "Oh, the last person who borrowed it mustn't have brought it back"

Couldn't get into the library the other day...

... it was fully booked.

Library joke

Why are librarians so lonely?
They're always by them shelves
Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out
Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

I have a librarian friend and a grocer friend who rarely want to hang out with me

because they're just too shelf conscious.

My library charges me a dollar for every book I check out.

It's a paper-view.

So I was in the library when this cute girl came up and asked to borrow my external hard drive

It was at this point I realized she wanted the (D:)

I went to the library once and asked for a book about cliffhangers.

Then suddenly..

So I was in the library the other day...

My black friend comes over and ask me where the color printers were at. I looked up and said "it's 2015 man you can use whatever printer you want".

Why are librarians so shy?

Their occupation makes them very shelf conscious.

I went to the library. I said,"Can I borrow a book about s**...?"

The guy said,"We did have one, but we never got it back."

How is a librarian like a s**... addict?

Their favorite past time is between the covers.

I went to the library and asked for a book on Pavlov's dog and Shrodinger's Cat

The librarian said "That rings a bell but I don't know if it's here or not."

I went to the library and asked if they had the book about tiny p**......

The librarian said, "I don't think it's in yet."

I said, "Yes, that's the one."

In the library:

"Excuse me, where are the books about paranoia?"
"They are... right behind you."

Where does a librarian sleep?

Between the covers.
I will now show myself to the door.

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

Why are libraries so strict?

Because they have to go by the book.

So I was at the Library today

.. And a black Gentleman came over to me and asked where the coloured printer was. I replied "Man its 2016 you can use any printer!"

I was at the library finding books about missing indigenous women

Couldn't find any

I went to library to check out a book on s**....

The librarian asked me "who would bring it back?"

I went to the library today and said, "I'd like to check these books out."

The librarian said, "Sorry, that's actually against the rules."
The librarian replied, "You see, checking them out only makes them shelf conscious."

What did the librarian say to the Youtuber?

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Libra One Liners

Which libra one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with libra? I can suggest the ones about weigh and astrology.

  1. Thanos zodiac sign Libra, since he likes "balanced" things
  2. I hate libras Them and their media are destroying this country!

Libra joke, I hate libras

Libra joke, I hate libras

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