Libra Jokes
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The Library Conversation
A guy asked a girl in a library, "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"
The girl answered with a loud voice, "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!"
All the students in the library started staring at the guy, and he was embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and she told him,
"I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?"
The guy responded with a loud voice, "$200 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!? THAT'S TOO MUCH!!!"
And all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock, and the guy whispered in her ear,
"I study law, and I know how to make someone feel guilty."
In the Library...
A guy asks a girl sitting alone at the library, "do you mind if I sit beside you?"
The girl answered with a loud voice, "NO! I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"
All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said, "I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right?"
The guy responded with a loud voice, "What??? $200 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!? THAT'S TOO MUCH!"
...And now all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.
Then, the guy whispered in her ears, "I study Law and I know how to make others feel guilty."
Library joke
Why are librarians so lonely?
They're always by them shelves
Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out
Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold
I have a librarian friend and a grocer friend who rarely want to hang out with me
because they're just too shelf conscious.
Library Inventory
A librarian in a small book collection is just finishing up the process of cataloging his physical inventory and is combing through the stacks to double-check his work. Suddenly, he sees a bit of crinkled cover just peeking out behind a shelf in the very back of the building. Confused, he steps quietly over, reaches down, and gently wriggles the attached book free.
In his hands is an old, dusty copy of the The Hobbit, which he knows he hasn't included in his count. He's never even seen this book before! He quickly shuffles to the back room and sits down at his computer. Tapping away, he records the title, print date and location, and inventory code number. Unfortunately, right as he was entering the author name, about to finally finish long months of recording, he threw an unexpected Tolkien error.
My library charges me a dollar for every book I check out.
It's a paper-view.
So I was in the library when this cute girl came up and asked to borrow my external hard drive
It was at this point I realized she wanted the (D:)
I was at the library and I asker the librarian if I could buy some condoms....
She said, "excuse me sir but you are in a library." I was so embarrassed! So I leaned over the counter and whispered, "*may I please buy some condoms*."
I went to the library once and asked for a book about cliffhangers.
Then suddenly..
So I was in the library the other day...
My black friend comes over and ask me where the color printers were at. I looked up and said "it's 2015 man you can use whatever printer you want".
Why are librarians so shy?
Their occupation makes them very shelf conscious.
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I went to the library. I said,"Can I borrow a book about s**...?"
The guy said,"We did have one, but we never got it back."
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How is a librarian like a s**... addict?
Their favorite past time is between the covers.
What did the librarian say to the travel agent?
Find what you're booking for?
Where does a librarian sleep?
Between the covers.
I will now show myself to the door.
When librarians get together, they tell lots of Dewey Decimal jokes.
They can't share them with others, though. The jokes are classified.
Why did the librarian hush the mime?
Because actions speak louder than words.
Why are libraries so strict?
Because they have to go by the book.
Why did the library charge a fee to return books?
Because they were all pay-per backs!
I was at the library finding books about missing indigenous women
Couldn't find any
I went to the library today and said, "I'd like to check these books out."
The librarian said, "Sorry, that's actually against the rules."
"Huh?!"
The librarian replied, "You see, checking them out only makes them shelf conscious."
The library where I work just hired a Cajun head Librarian...
Transitioning to the Andouille Decimal System has been a difficult adjustment.
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Libra One Liners
Which libra one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with libra? I can suggest the ones about weigh and astrology.
- Thanos zodiac sign Libra, since he likes "balanced" things
