The Best 34 Liberty Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Liberty jokes. There are some liberty enforce jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these liberty ministry puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Liberty Jokes and Puns

Denise and WHAT?!

A woman falls into a coma as she is giving birth. When she wakes up a few weeks later, the doctor greets her with some news.

"Congratulations! You had twins; a boy and a girl. Since you were in a coma, we gave your brother the liberty of naming your children."

"What did he name them?" she worriedly asked, "he isn't very bright!"

"Your daughter is Denise," replied the doctor.

Slightly relieved she says, "That's not so bad! And the boy?"

"Danephew."

Statue of Liberty

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?
It doesn't have both arms raised.

And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

My grandson gets home

from school and says these kids were telling him the Liberty
Bell was cracked because hummingbirds thought it was a giant flower
and kept crashing into it."Well that's a humdinger if ever I heard one."

Liberty joke, My grandson gets home

The joke my grandma told me when i came out

Two gay guys are standing on top of the statue of liberty looking out over the harbor. The first points out a boat and asks "what kind of boat is that?" "Oh that's a barge" replied the other this continued for a while when the first pointed out another and the other replied "that's a ferry ship." the first paused and thought for a moment before replying "i knew we were organized but i didn't realize we had a navy "

Liberty Bowl 2014

Of course it comes as no surprise that just across the street from the "AutoZone Liberty Bowl" would be the "Advanced AutoParts Freedom Bowl".


What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

What do they call American Liberty in Israel?

A valid target.

Liberty joke, What do they call American Liberty in Israel?

Eiffel designed the structural support for the Statue of Liberty

If you were to look up her dress, you'd see an Eiffel.

(I made this joke up, and it's factual information.)

My dad was trying to tell me that Republicans want liberty and justice for their rear ends

His exact words were "their pro-states rights"

The French are so disappointed...

They are planning to ask for the return of the Liberty Statue.

Theres a new sign on the statue of liberty

Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

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Why is the Statue of Liberty hollow?

Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!

Don't blame Trump for this immigration policy,

Lady Liberty tried to come over from France 130 years ago and they still haven't let her in!

So the Statue of Liberty went dark today once again proving that

once you go black you immediately go back after a couple hours of maintenance.

A terrorist tells the suicide bomber they shouldn't attack the Statue of Liberty, because she's "too easy" ...

The bomber shrugs and replies "Eh, I'd still bang"

What does the Statue Of Liberty stand for

She can't sit down.

Liberty joke, What does the Statue Of Liberty stand for

Why is the Statue of Liberty hollow?

You would be to if you gave birth to a nation

The President of Brazil, France and United States share a flight around the world

The United state president puts his hands out of the windows and says:

"We are in the US! I just touched the Statue of Liberty"

Some time passes, the French president puts his hands out and says out loud:

"Now we are in France. I just touched the Eiffel tower".

After a while the Brazilian president also puts his hands out of the Airplane and says:

"Yes, we finally are in Brazil. I just had my watch stolen"

Why did they put Patrick Henry in a submarine?

Because he said "Give me liberty or give me depth".


You know this country is in bad shape

When the Statue of Liberty has to work part time as a sign spinner.

Why do so many Incels take a tour to the Statue of Liberty?

So they can finally get into a woman.

Why did the French give the statue of liberty to America?

They had no use for a statue with only one hand raised

Why did France give the Statue of Liberty to the United States?

They had no use for one with one one hand up.

Why did France give the Statue of Liberty to the USA?

Because the French had no use for a statue with only one hand in the air.

An American, a Frenchman and a Romanian were flying together

– Now we're in America, said the American proudly. Look, the Statue of Liberty!
After several hours, the Frenchman says:
– Now we're in France! Look, the Eiffel Tower!
After some more couple of hours, the Romanian says:
– We are in Romania.
– How did you realize that? It's dark outside.
– My wrist watch has disappeared

Why the statue of liberty is a woman?

Because they need a brainless for the oriel

How do you increase a woman's liberty ?

By enlarging the kitchen.

The statue of unity and the statue of liberty walk into a bar

"So buddy", asks the statue of unity "How's the liberty in your country"?

"Same as unity in yours"

TIL why Liberty Mutual's commercials are so bad

They only pay for what they need!

I should've realized that before just now...

Do you know why the USA have the Statue of Liberty?

Because that's where it was buried.

Edward Carrington Marshal, the only son of John Marshall, who was the original owner of the famous Liberty Bell, was found dead.

Police suspect Will Smith, since his fresh prints were found on the bell heir.

Jerry Falwell Jr is leaving Liberty university...

he says he wants to spend more time watching his family.

Jerry Falwell Jr has resigned his post as president from the school that his father founded

When reporters were seeking a statement, he was not at Liberty to respond

An American, a Chinese and an Indian went on a world tour by Air.

The American proudly declared "we have reached my homeland USA" pointing at the Statue of Liberty.

After some hours, the Chinese pointed at the Great Wall of China and exclaimed "friends, we have reached China".

More hours went by and all eyes were on the Indian. He calmly opened the window and put his hand outside. When he pulled his arm back, his wristwatch was gone. Unconcerned, he announced "Guys, welcome to India."

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