Liberty Bell Jokes

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Liberty Bell Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good liberty bell joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Edward Carrington Marshal, the only son of John Marshall, who was the original owner of the famous Liberty Bell, was found dead.

Police suspect Will Smith, since his fresh prints were found on the bell heir.

My grandson gets home

from school and says these kids were telling him the Liberty
Bell was cracked because hummingbirds thought it was a giant flower
and kept crashing into it."Well that's a humdinger if ever I heard one."

Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell? Yeah, it cracked me up!

One time I f**... and it sounded like the liberty bell

It even had a crack in it

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The White House said that not sending a senior official to the Paris liberty march was a mistake. Joe Biden was supposed to fly there, but he's not allowed on a plane unless he's accompanied by an adult.
United Airlines is considering outsourcing jobs to cut costs. From now on, one lucky passenger will get to fly the plane, while being fed instructions from a customer-service rep in Mumbai.
In North Carolina, a woman accidentally shot her husband when he surprised her with breakfast in bed. The woman then saw he was carrying breakfast from Taco Bell -- and shot him again.

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