Liberals Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

Liberals are acting like Trump is going to kill all the gays, make slavery legal again, and take away women's rights....

Like he's a Muslim or something.

Liberals declared leukemia to be racist

There's too many white cells.

What do you call a basement full of liberals?

A whine cellar. 

What do liberals and homeless people have in common?

They are always asking for change.

If liberals are libtards...

Doesn't that make republicans just plain ole retards?

Why are there insulting names for liberals like libtard but none for Republicans?

Because calling someone a Republican is insulting enough

Studies show liberals are less susceptible to 'fake news'

I read it on Facebook.

Recent study shows that 1 in 3 liberals...

are just as stupid as the other two

How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they prefer to sit in the dark and blame liberals.

Why don't liberals like dentists?

Because dentists make teeth straight and white.

How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb

None, because change can only come from a revolution of the working classes.

Liberals are more generous than conservatives

Not only are they generous with their own money, they are also generous with other people's money!

(This is just a joke sorry)

What is a liberals favorite part of a gun?

The trigger

That's right

Half dressed redneck couple were sitting on couch watching news on TV, with the man's arm around the woman. The man says "Look at them homosexuals ruinin' the sanctity of our institution. We oughta go to San Francisco just to show them liberals that marriage means one man and one woman. Ain't that right, sweetheart?" The woman replies, "That's right, Daddy."

Why do liberals hate apples?

Because they're not PC bro!

You know why I hate conservatives?

They all make huge generalizations about liberals

How many Liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

The light bulb doesn't want to change and you should stop forcing it to do what it doesn't want to do.

How many liberals does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they turn left.

It's no wonder Trump supporters can't figure out how they got through 650k emails in 8 days

Everyone knows only liberals are familiar with hash.

How many Liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Liberals: Changing the bulb is too extreme. Let's fix the current one in the dark.

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.

We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
--Jay Leno

All the liberals want to move to Canada...

What's wrong with Mexico, you racist fucks?

Libtard is a funny word in its origin, being its used predominately by Republicans

Republicans create it to make fun of Liberals by replacing the first two letters in Retard and putting the first 3 letters of Liberal in place of them...

But! If you take the first two letters from Retard and replace it with the first two letters of Republican..

You get Donald Trump.

A conservative cardiovascular surgeon walked out of the OR today.

"I'm sick and tired of these bleeding heart liberals!" He proclaimed. The patient promptly died.

Two Canadians leave for Iraq, one with the Canadian Armed Forced, the other to join ISIS

The Liberals cut support for the soldier and created a new program to welcome the terrorist.

I haven't seen liberals this butthurt since they legalized gay marriage.

n/t

In the U.S., why are liberals better racecar drivers than conservatives?

They only take left turns.

Insults from the political spectrum

Conservatives: "You're a cuck!"

Liberals: "You're a nazi!"

Communists: "You have a JOB!"

Liberals who watch Rupal Drag Race cannot make fun of conservatives for liking Nascar.

Illegal drag racing or street racing can become as dangerous or even more dangerous than a Nascar pileup.

If conservatives have 4chan and liberals have tumblr, what do centrists have?

A life.

Conservatives believe good government is X + Y. Liberals believe it's X + Z.

Which is why Liberals call every conservative a "Not Z"

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Crap, well, i guess we'll just go home then. DArn those liberals and their weapons bans

Dear liberals, stop crying about being called a snowflake.

In 20 years, nobody will remember what snowflakes are anyway.

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