The Best 45 Liberals Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Liberals jokes. There are some liberals gop jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these liberals homophobic puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Liberals Jokes and Puns

Liberals are acting like Trump is going to kill all the gays, make slavery legal again, and take away women's rights....

Like he's a Muslim or something.

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.

We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
--Jay Leno

What do liberals and homeless people have in common?

They are always asking for change.

Liberals joke, What do liberals and homeless people have in common?

That's right

Half dressed redneck couple were sitting on couch watching news on TV, with the man's arm around the woman. The man says "Look at them homosexuals ruinin' the sanctity of our institution. We oughta go to San Francisco just to show them liberals that marriage means one man and one woman. Ain't that right, sweetheart?" The woman replies, "That's right, Daddy."

Why do liberals wear glasses?

Because they're short sighted.

How many Liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

The light bulb doesn't want to change and you should stop forcing it to do what it doesn't want to do.

Why are there insulting names for liberals like libtard but none for Republicans?

Because calling someone a Republican is insulting enough

Liberals joke, Why are there insulting names for liberals like libtard but none for Republicans?

How many liberals does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Bush did it.

How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb

None, because change can only come from a revolution of the working classes.

It's no wonder Trump supporters can't figure out how they got through 650k emails in 8 days

Everyone knows only liberals are familiar with hash.

Earthquake just hit California...

Too many liberals are literally shaking.

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How many Liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Liberals: Changing the bulb is too extreme. Let's fix the current one in the dark.

I haven't seen liberals this butthurt since they legalized gay marriage.


In the U.S., why are liberals better racecar drivers than conservatives?

They only take left turns.

Obama was the Antichrist & Trump is a facist dictator

Either America has grown more tolerant or liberals don't believe in the Antichrist.

Liberals declared leukemia to be racist

There's too many white cells.

Liberals joke, Liberals declared leukemia to be racist

Liberals are more generous than conservatives

Not only are they generous with their own money, they are also generous with other people's money!

(This is just a joke sorry)

Recent study shows that 1 in 3 liberals...

are just as stupid as the other two

Studies show liberals are less susceptible to 'fake news'

I read it on Facebook.

You know why I hate conservatives?

They all make huge generalizations about liberals

Why do liberals hate apples?

Because they're not PC bro!

Two Canadians leave for Iraq, one with the Canadian Armed Forced, the other to join ISIS

The Liberals cut support for the soldier and created a new program to welcome the terrorist.

What do you call a swimsuit magazine for American liberals?

Why are liberals always asking for handouts?

Because the PowerPoint projector is broken.

What is a liberals favorite part of a gun?

The trigger

Why don't liberals like dentists?

Because dentists make teeth straight and white.

If conservatives have 4chan and liberals have tumblr, what do centrists have?

A life.

What's the least amount of liberals it takes to skew in. Lightbulb

1 I didn't say it had to be a woman

How many liberals does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they turn left.

If liberals are libtards,

are Republicans retards?

How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they prefer to sit in the dark and blame liberals.

Liberals who watch Rupal Drag Race cannot make fun of conservatives for liking Nascar.

Illegal drag racing or street racing can become as dangerous or even more dangerous than a Nascar pileup.

What do conservatives, republicans, liberals, and democrats all have in common?

They're all boring people for getting so involved in politics

What's the difference between a refugee and an immigrant?

Depends on what Liberals want to use them for.

Don't call Liberals 'NPCs'.

NPCs are useful sometimes.

How many Trump supporters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What light bulb? There is no light bulb and never was. Liberals broke the light bulb. Fake news.

Why are liberals always wrong?

Because they aren't right.

The Real Housewives of Fox News

It is what it sounds like but the producers are all liberals

I have no idea why liberals think a video of Ocasio-Cortez dancing angers the conservatives

She lives in the USA, not some repressed muslim shithole.

If liberals are libtards...

Doesn't that make republicans just plain ole retards?

Conservatives believe good government is X + Y. Liberals believe it's X + Z.

Which is why Liberals call every conservative a "Not Z"

A conservative cardiovascular surgeon walked out of the OR today.

"I'm sick and tired of these bleeding heart liberals!" He proclaimed. The patient promptly died.

A Democrat and a Republican were walking along the beach when they spotted a bottle.

They picked it up and a genie popped out.

"I will grant you each one wish, whatever you desire", said the genie.

The Democrat said, "I would like for my fellow liberals and I to live the life and exist under the form of government we believe in!" POOF! All the Democrats in America were whisked away to Venezuela.

The genie turns to the Republican and said, "And what is your wish?"

The Republican paused for a second and said, "You mean to tell me that all the Democrats in America are gone?"

The genie answered, "Yes!"

The Republican goes, "In that case, I'll take a beer."

I was in Idaho last week, and found out what their state bird is.

A middle finger to liberals.

My son is doing a social experiment for school.

He plans on wearing an "I love Liberals" shirt out in public and will be recording the interactions with others. So far he has been cussed at, spit at, slapped, and even threatened. Im afraid what will happen when he actually leaves the house.

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