Liberals Jokes

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The Best jokes about Liberals

Liberals are acting like Trump is going to kill all the gays, make slavery legal again, and take away women's rights....

Like he's a Muslim or something.

Liberals declared leukemia to be racist

There's too many white cells.

What do liberals and homeless people have in common?

They are always asking for change.

If liberals are libtards...

Doesn't that make republicans just plain ole retards?

Why are there insulting names for liberals like libtard but none for Republicans?

Because calling someone a Republican is insulting enough

Studies show liberals are less susceptible to 'fake news'

I read it on Facebook.

Recent study shows that 1 in 3 liberals...

are just as stupid as the other two

Why don't liberals like dentists?

Because dentists make teeth straight and white.

How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they prefer to sit in the dark and blame liberals.

How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb

None, because change can only come from a revolution of the working classes.

Liberals are more generous than conservatives

Not only are they generous with their own money, they are also generous with other people's money!

(This is just a joke sorry)

What is a liberals favorite part of a gun?

The trigger

That's right

Half dressed redneck couple were sitting on couch watching news on TV, with the man's arm around the woman. The man says "Look at them homosexuals ruinin' the sanctity of our institution. We oughta go to San Francisco just to show them liberals that marriage means one man and one woman. Ain't that right, sweetheart?" The woman replies, "That's right, Daddy."

Why do liberals hate apples?

Because they're not PC bro!

You know why I hate conservatives?

They all make huge generalizations about liberals

How many liberals does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they turn left.

How many Liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

The light bulb doesn't want to change and you should stop forcing it to do what it doesn't want to do.

It's no wonder Trump supporters can't figure out how they got through 650k emails in 8 days

Everyone knows only liberals are familiar with hash.

How many Liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Liberals: Changing the bulb is too extreme. Let's fix the current one in the dark.

A conservative cardiovascular surgeon walked out of the OR today.

"I'm sick and tired of these bleeding heart liberals!" He proclaimed. The patient promptly died.

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.

We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
--Jay Leno

If conservatives have 4chan and liberals have tumblr, what do centrists have?

A life.

Two Canadians leave for Iraq, one with the Canadian Armed Forced, the other to join ISIS

The Liberals cut support for the soldier and created a new program to welcome the terrorist.

I haven't seen liberals this butthurt since they legalized gay marriage.


In the U.S., why are liberals better racecar drivers than conservatives?

They only take left turns.

Liberals who watch Rupal Drag Race cannot make fun of conservatives for liking Nascar.

Illegal drag racing or street racing can become as dangerous or even more dangerous than a Nascar pileup.

Conservatives believe good government is X + Y. Liberals believe it's X + Z.

Which is why Liberals call every conservative a "Not Z"

How many Trump supporters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What light bulb? There is no light bulb and never was. Liberals broke the light bulb. Fake news.

Don't call Liberals 'NPCs'.

NPCs are useful sometimes.

What do conservatives, republicans, liberals, and democrats all have in common?

They're all boring people for getting so involved in politics

What's the difference between a refugee and an immigrant?

Depends on what Liberals want to use them for.

The Real Housewives of Fox News

It is what it sounds like but the producers are all liberals

Why are liberals always wrong?

Because they aren't right.

I have no idea why liberals think a video of Ocasio-Cortez dancing angers the conservatives

She lives in the USA, not some repressed muslim shithole.

If liberals are libtards,

are Republicans retards?

What's the least amount of liberals it takes to skew in. Lightbulb

1 I didn't say it had to be a woman

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