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Liberals are acting like Trump is going to kill all the gays, make slavery legal again, and take away women's rights....

Like he's a Muslim or something.

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I'd tell you a joke about liberals

But that wouldn't be right

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Crap, well, i guess we'll just go home then. DArn those liberals and their weapons bans

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How many liberals does it take to change a light bulb?

*"I am not at liberty to answer any questions without my lawyer present. Am I being detained? Am I free to go?"*

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George Bush was the worst president we ever had

Which is ironic because his son was the best president we ever had.

(best told in a room full of liberals, waiting for their reaction and agreement to the first line).

Courtesy of Neil Hamburger

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How many liberals does it take to change a light bulb?

How DARE you. The light bulb doesn't need changing. YOU need to get rid of your bigoted notions about what a light bulb should do or look like. We need to pass laws protecting the rights of burned-out light bulbs to ensure that they have the right to go on just the way they are. No light bulb deserves to be judged based on how it looks or feels. Hillary 2016!

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The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.

We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
--Jay Leno

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What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!

**an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

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