Liberal Jokes

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Best Short Liberal Jokes

These are our top liberal puns. Have fun with a good liberal joke in English with simple liberal humour.

1. A liberal, a moderate, and a conservative walk into a bar... the bartender says 'hey, Mitt.'
2. A liberal, a conservative and a libertarian walk in to a bar.
   Bartender says, what'll ya have Mitt?
3. What has four wheels and can't support a family? A liberal arts major.
   I lied about the wheels.
4. What's a Racist, Homophobe, Sexist, Bigot, or Hater? Anyone winning an argument with a liberal.
5. A liberal, a conservative and a moderate walk into a bar.
   The bartender says "Afternoon, Mitt! What can I get for you?"
6. what do you say to the liberal arts student that just gotten a job Can I get the cappuccino to go?
7. An engineer major asks... "How can we build this?"
   A business major asks, "How can we finance this?"
   A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that?"
8. I don't care what the liberal media says about the election. Come January, my national leader isn't going to change, and his name starts with T, R, and U. It's Justin Trudeau. I'm Canadian.
9. I pulled my kid out of pre-school because they were indoctrinating him into a socialist liberal mindset Today, his teacher was teaching him how to share.
10. Why are there insulting names for liberals like libtard but none for Republicans? Because calling someone a Republican is insulting enough

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these liberal jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of liberal puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Liberal One Liners

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1. Why can't republicans use hand sanitizer? Because the directions say to apply liberally
2. Liberals declared leukemia to be racist There's too many white cells.
3. How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza
4. What do liberals and homeless people have in common? They are always asking for change.
5. I have a degree in Liberal Arts Do you want fries with that?
6. What's a Liberal Arts Major's Favorite Board Game?...... Trivial Pursuit.
7. Why do Republicans hate lotion? Because the directions say to apply it liberally.
8. What do liberal arts majors yell when overwhelmed? Oh,the humanities!
9. What's the difference between a gun and a whiny liberal? A gun only has one trigger
10. My neighbors wife is very liberal she kept saying 'More to the left! More to the left!'
11. what do you call a liberal humanitarian with a broken toaster lack toast and tolerant
12. Studies show liberals are less susceptible to 'fake news' I read it on Facebook.
13. Why don't liberals like dentists? Because dentists make teeth straight and white.
14. Why do conservatives disagree with liberals? Because they aren't right
15. Why did the liberal not want to talk to the socialist? Because they are anti-social.

Liberal Conservative Jokes

Here is a list of funny liberal conservative jokes and even better liberal conservative puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Political bar joke A liberal, conservative, and moderate walks into a bar.
  The hostess says "Hi, Mitt!"
• Why can't conservatives ever make good chili and barbeque? Because they have to be liberal with their spices.
• Liberals are more generous than conservatives Not only are they generous with their own money, they are also generous with other people's money!
  (This is just a joke sorry)
• What is the definition of a Saint? A dead liberal that is worshipped by living conservatives.
• How do you turn a liberal into a conservative? Move them out of thier parents basement
• A young conservative man went on Reddit and pretended to be liberal to fit in. It's been almost a year and his family still won't shut up about fraudulent upvotes.
• My conservative friends keep warning me that China has a PLAN But I don't see what the People's Liberation Army Navy has to do with anything.
• UK ELECTIONS UPDATE It's post election fever in the UK.
  And the British ladies are more confused than ever!
  They are Conservative in the day, Liberal at night and nine months later in Labour😂😂
• You know why I hate conservatives? They all make huge generalizations about liberals
• What's the difference between a liberal and a conservative? One wants to kill in the first trimester and the other wants to kill in the hundred sixtith trimester.

Liberal Arts Jokes

Here is a list of funny liberal arts jokes and even better liberal arts puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What is the difference between a philosophy major and a liberal arts major? One will ask WHY you need fries with that!
• My son's arts and crafts class isn't graded. I'm glad they teach kids how worthless a liberal-arts degree is at such a young age.
• What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza? The pizza can feed a family.
• "Actually, I'll have you know I have a degree in liberal arts" "That's great ma'am, but I ordered fries with my meal"
• Why don't you put a post office next to a liberal arts college? They'll always argue over the male agenda.
• If you're a liberal arts major, here's a tip $5, and be glad it's 20%.
• What do you call a Rasta with a liberal arts degree? Jahbless!
• At the men's bathroom of the local college... ... above the toilet paper dispenser was a piece of graffiti:
  "Liberal Arts Degrees. Take One."
• Turning water into wine is so first century. If Jesus wants my attention now, he'd do better turning my liberal arts degree into something useful.
• What do you call a flatworm with a liberal arts degree? An interdisci-planarian

Liberal Arts Major Jokes

Here is a list of funny liberal arts major jokes and even better liberal arts major puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Today I change my major from law to liberal arts. Psych.
• I'm an aerospace engineer. I'm an aerospace engineer. If I had a dollar for every time I heard "it IS rocket science..." it still wouldn't be as much as my salary. Take that liberal arts majors.
• Why can't you differentiate liberal arts majors? They have no function.
• What is the proper title to refer to a Liberal Arts Major. Esquire.
• A chickpea goes to a liberal arts college... What's its major? Falafelphy
• I went to college to get a better education. Decided on a Liberal Arts major.

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