Liberal Jokes

Funniest Liberal Short Jokes

Short liberal jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The liberal humour may include short libertarian jokes also.

1. A liberal, a moderate, and a conservative walk into a bar... the bartender says 'hey, Mitt.'
2. What has four wheels and can't support a family? A liberal arts major.
   I lied about the wheels.
3. What's a Racist, Homophobe, Sexist, Bigot, or Hater? Anyone winning an argument with a liberal.
4. what do you say to the liberal arts student that just gotten a job Can I get the cappuccino to go?
5. An engineer major asks... "How can we build this?"
   A business major asks, "How can we finance this?"
   A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that?"
6. I don't care what the liberal media says about the election. Come January, my national leader isn't going to change, and his name starts with T, R, and U. It's Justin Trudeau. I'm Canadian.
7. I pulled my kid out of pre-school because they were indoctrinating him into a socialist liberal mindset Today, his teacher was teaching him how to share.
8. Why did the Republican get a sunburn? Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.
9. My liberal friend asked me why we think owning gun is a God given right when noone in Bible had one. I corrected him that Paul had epistle...
10. What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza? The pizza can feed a family.

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Liberal One Liners

Which liberal one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with liberal? I can suggest the ones about conservative and left wing.

1. Why can't republicans use hand sanitizer? Because the directions say to apply liberally
2. Liberals declared leukemia to be racist There's too many white cells.
3. I have a degree in Liberal Arts Do you want fries with that?
4. What's a Liberal Arts Major's Favorite Board Game?...... Trivial Pursuit.
5. Why do Republicans hate lotion? Because the directions say to apply it liberally.
6. What do liberal arts majors yell when overwhelmed? Oh,the humanities!
7. My neighbors wife is very liberal she kept saying 'More to the left! More to the left!'
8. what do you call a liberal humanitarian with a broken toaster lack toast and tolerant
9. Studies show liberals are less susceptible to 'fake news' I read it on Facebook.
10. Why do conservatives disagree with liberals? Because they aren't right
11. If you're a liberal arts major, here's a tip $5, and be glad it's 20%.
12. What do you call a Rasta with a liberal arts degree? Jahbless!
13. A liberal wins the powerball! Millionaires and Billionaires aren't so bad now after all!
14. What do you call a flatworm with a liberal arts degree? An interdisci-planarian
15. What is a liberals favorite part of a gun? The trigger

Liberal Conservative Jokes

Here is a list of funny liberal conservative jokes and even better liberal conservative puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Liberals are more generous than conservatives Not only are they generous with their own money, they are also generous with other people's money!
  (This is just a joke sorry)
• What is the definition of a Saint? A dead liberal that is worshipped by living conservatives.
• A young conservative man went on Reddit and pretended to be liberal to fit in. It's been almost a year and his family still won't shut up about fraudulent upvotes.
• My conservative friends keep warning me that China has a PLAN But I don't see what the People's Liberation Army Navy has to do with anything.
• UK ELECTIONS UPDATE It's post election fever in the UK.
  And the British ladies are more confused than ever!
  They are Conservative in the day, Liberal at night and nine months later in Labour😂😂
• What do conservatives, republicans, liberals, and democrats all have in common? They're all boring people for getting so involved in politics
• If conservatives have 4chan and liberals have tumblr, what do centrists have? A life.
• Why don't conservatives use conditioner on their hair? Because the bottle says Apply liberally
• I just took a political stance quiz, and found out that I am 52% liberal and 48% conservative. That's not the only part of me that leans slightly to the left.
• If there are liberal arts colleges, why aren't there any conservative arts colleges? Well, there used to be conservative arts colleges, but they were all defunded.

Liberal Arts Jokes

Here is a list of funny liberal arts jokes and even better liberal arts puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• "Actually, I'll have you know I have a degree in liberal arts" "That's great ma'am, but I ordered fries with my meal"
• Turning water into wine is so first century. If Jesus wants my attention now, he'd do better turning my liberal arts degree into something useful.
• Today I change my major from law to liberal arts. Psych.
• Do something you love and never work a day in your life they said So I got a liberal arts degree.
• Why did the Republican hate his logic course? Because Philosophy is considered a *liberal* art
• What is the proper title to refer to a Liberal Arts Major. Esquire.
• Have you tried the new College Debt Simulator video game? Turns out liberal arts is the default setting.
• What's the plus side to accepting science grad students from private liberal arts colleges? They come without the B.S. !!
• A liberal arts student walks into a bar. (Insert pronoun here) can't buy anything.
• What did they call the exhibition of paintings by Democrats? Liberal arts.

Liberal Arts Major Jokes

Here is a list of funny liberal arts major jokes and even better liberal arts major puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A chickpea goes to a liberal arts college... What's its major? Falafelphy
• I went to college to get a better education. Decided on a Liberal Arts major.

Cheeky Liberal Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity

What funny jokes about liberal you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean socialist jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make liberal pranks.