Liberal Arts Major Jokes

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Funniest Liberal Arts Major Short Jokes

Short liberal arts major jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The liberal arts major humour may include short liberal arts jokes also.

  1. What has four wheels and can't support a family? A liberal arts major.
    I lied about the wheels.
  2. An engineer major asks... "How can we build this?"
    A business major asks, "How can we finance this?"
    A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that?"
  3. What is the difference between a philosophy major and a liberal arts major? One will ask WHY you need fries with that!
  4. What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza? The pizza can feed a family.
  5. I'm an aerospace engineer. I'm an aerospace engineer. If I had a dollar for every time I heard "it IS rocket science..." it still wouldn't be as much as my salary. Take that liberal arts majors.

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Liberal Arts Major One Liners

Which liberal arts major one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with liberal arts major? I can suggest the ones about art major and english major.

  1. What's a Liberal Arts Major's Favorite Board Game?...... Trivial Pursuit.
  2. What do liberal arts majors yell when overwhelmed? Oh,the humanities!
  3. If you're a liberal arts major, here's a tip $5, and be glad it's 20%.
  4. Today I change my major from law to liberal arts. Psych.
  5. Why can't you differentiate liberal arts majors? They have no function.
  6. What is the proper title to refer to a Liberal Arts Major. Esquire.
  7. A chickpea goes to a liberal arts college... What's its major? Falafelphy
  8. I went to college to get a better education. Decided on a Liberal Arts major.

Comical Liberal Arts Major Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about liberal arts major you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean philosophy major jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make liberal arts major pranks.

Four Majors...

The science major asks "Why does it work?"
The engineering major asks "How does it work?"
The business major asks "How much will it cost?"
The liberal arts major asks "Do you want fries with that?"

A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a
gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college.

There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma´am. Just serious by nature."
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said:
"It looks like you have seen a lot of action."
"Yes, ma´am, a lot of action."
The young lady, tired of trying to start up a conversation, said:
"You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally the young lady said:
"You know, I hope you don´t take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had s**...?"
"1955, ma´am."
"Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no s**... since 1955!"
She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him a few times.
Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said:
"Wow, you sure didn´t forget much since 1955!"
The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice:
"I hope not, it´s only 2130 now."