Liberal Arts Jokes
46 liberal arts jokes and hilarious liberal arts puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about liberal arts that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Liberal Arts Short Jokes
Short liberal arts jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The liberal arts humour may include short liberal jokes also.
- What has four wheels and can't support a family? A liberal arts major.
I lied about the wheels. - what do you say to the liberal arts student that just gotten a job Can I get the cappuccino to go?
- An engineer major asks... "How can we build this?"
A business major asks, "How can we finance this?"
A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that?" - What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza? The pizza can feed a family.
- "Actually, I'll have you know I have a degree in liberal arts" "That's great ma'am, but I ordered fries with my meal"
- Turning water into wine is so first century. If Jesus wants my attention now, he'd do better turning my liberal arts degree into something useful.
- Do something you love and never work a day in your life they said So I got a liberal arts degree.
- Why did the Republican hate his logic course? Because Philosophy is considered a *liberal* art
- Have you tried the new College Debt Simulator video game? Turns out liberal arts is the default setting.
- What's the plus side to accepting science grad students from private liberal arts colleges? They come without the B.S. !!
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Liberal Arts One Liners
Which liberal arts one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with liberal arts? I can suggest the ones about fine arts and arts sciences.
- I have a degree in Liberal Arts Do you want fries with that?
- What's a Liberal Arts Major's Favorite Board Game?...... Trivial Pursuit.
- What do liberal arts majors yell when overwhelmed? Oh,the humanities!
- If you're a liberal arts major, here's a tip $5, and be glad it's 20%.
- What do you call a Rasta with a liberal arts degree? Jahbless!
- What do you call a flatworm with a liberal arts degree? An interdisci-planarian
- Today I change my major from law to liberal arts. Psych.
- What is the proper title to refer to a Liberal Arts Major. Esquire.
- A liberal arts student walks into a bar. (Insert pronoun here) can't buy anything.
- What did they call the exhibition of paintings by Democrats? Liberal arts.
- A chickpea goes to a liberal arts college... What's its major? Falafelphy
- I went to college to get a better education. Decided on a Liberal Arts major.
- How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza
Hilarious Liberal Arts Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about liberal arts you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean english major jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make liberal arts pranks.
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A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a
gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college.
There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma´am. Just serious by nature."
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said:
"It looks like you have seen a lot of action."
"Yes, ma´am, a lot of action."
The young lady, tired of trying to start up a conversation, said:
"You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally the young lady said:
"You know, I hope you don´t take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had s**...?"
"1955, ma´am."
"Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no s**... since 1955!"
She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him a few times.
Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said:
"Wow, you sure didn´t forget much since 1955!"
The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice:
"I hope not, it´s only 2130 now."
If there are liberal arts colleges, why aren't there any conservative arts colleges?
Well, there used to be conservative arts colleges, but they were all defunded.
What do you say with someone with a liberal arts degree
"Go ahead and super-size that combo for me."
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h**... was the original Social Justice Warrior
Adolf h**... is the story of a failed liberal art student who blamed it on ethnicities he deemed privileged.
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At the men's bathroom of the local college...
... above the toilet paper dispenser was a piece of graffiti:
"Liberal Arts Degrees. Take One."
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Not sure why the left wants to punch n**...
You'd think they'd love a failed liberal arts student who blames all his problems on other races.
Degrees
The graduate with a science degree asks,
'Why does it work?'
The graduate with an engineering degree asks,
'How does it work?'
The graduate with an accounting degree asks,
'How much will it cost?'
The graduate with a liberal arts degree asks,
'Do you want fries with that?'
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I'm an aerospace engineer.
I'm an aerospace engineer. If I had a dollar for every time I heard "it IS rocket science..." it still wouldn't be as much as my salary. Take that liberal arts majors.
I don't know why people say that no employer will be interested in your liberal arts degree.
I would love to hire someone who has clearly shown that they don't care at all about how much money they make.
Mary has a Master's degree in physical science. Each day, she asks, "Why does this work?"
Kevin has a Master's degree in mechanical engineering. Each day, he asks, "How does this work?"
Jack has a Master's degree in economics. Each day, he asks, "How much does this cost to manufacture?"
Joe has a Master's degree in chemistry. Each day, he asks, "Could this be hazardous to the enviroment?"
Anna has a Master's degree in liberal arts. Each day, she asks, "Would you like fries with your cheeseburger?"
