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Liberals are acting like Trump is going to kill all the g**..., make slavery legal again, and take away women's rights....
Like he's a Muslim or something.
A liberal, a moderate, and a conservative walk into a bar...
the bartender says 'hey, Mitt.'
A new Liberace biography from HBO is entitled "Behind the Candelabra". What was the original working title?
Can I Push in Your Stool?
What's a Liberal Arts Major's Favorite Board Game?......
Trivial Pursuit.
What do liberal arts majors yell when overwhelmed?
Oh,the humanities!
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Why did Liberace like playing the piano?
Because he s**... on the o**....
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How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?
Pay him for the pizza
Why do liberal courts don't work?
Because they don't like to judge anyone.
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What do liberals and homeless people have in common?
They are always asking for change.
If there are liberal arts colleges, why aren't there any conservative arts colleges?
Well, there used to be conservative arts colleges, but they were all defunded.
A liberal wins the powerball!
Millionaires and Billionaires aren't so bad now after all!
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How many Liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?
The light bulb doesn't want to change and you should stop forcing it to do what it doesn't want to do.
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How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb
None, because change can only come from a revolution of the working classes.
A liberal arts student walks into a bar.
(Insert pronoun here) can't buy anything.
You know, I haven't always been liberal
You would see I'm a big fan of 80's Bush, if you check my search history.
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How many Liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?
Liberals: Changing the bulb is too extreme. Let's fix the current one in the dark.
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In the U.S., why are liberals better racecar drivers than conservatives?
They only take left turns.
Liberals declared leukemia to be racist
There's too many white cells.
Liberals are more generous than conservatives
Not only are they generous with their own money, they are also generous with other people's money!
(This is just a joke sorry)
So a Man's VERY Liberal Neighbors Adopt a Young Child.
One day, the man goes to their house with a warming gift, and says to the little girl-
"What would you like to do when you grow up?" The child responds that she would like to help the homeless. So the man says-
"Alright, how about this. You mow my lawn a and ill give you $12. You can give that to a homeless man."
The Child thinks for a second, and says to the man-
"Why can't you get the homeless man to mow your lawn?" To which the man smirks, and replies-
"Welcome to the Conservative side."
-Sry i'm new this is my first and favorite joke so ya thx.
If you're a liberal arts major, here's a tip
$5, and be glad it's 20%.
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Why do liberals hate apples?
Because they're not PC bro!
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