The Best 46 Libera Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Libera jokes. There are some libera liberal jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these libera muslim puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Libera Jokes and Puns

Liberals are acting like Trump is going to kill all the gays, make slavery legal again, and take away women's rights....

Like he's a Muslim or something.

A liberal, a moderate, and a conservative walk into a bar...

the bartender says 'hey, Mitt.'

A liberal, a conservative and a libertarian walk in to a bar.

Bartender says, what'll ya have Mitt?

Libera joke, A liberal, a conservative and a libertarian walk in to a bar.

A liberal, a conservative and a moderate walk into a bar.

The bartender says "Afternoon, Mitt! What can I get for you?"

A new Liberace biography from HBO is entitled "Behind the Candelabra". What was the original working title?

Can I Push in Your Stool?

What's a Liberal Arts Major's Favorite Board Game?......

Trivial Pursuit.

What do liberal arts majors yell when overwhelmed?

Oh,the humanities!

Libera joke, What do liberal arts majors yell when overwhelmed?

Why did Liberace like playing the piano?

Because he sucked on the organ.

How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

What do liberals and homeless people have in common?

They are always asking for change.

If there are liberal arts colleges, why aren't there any conservative arts colleges?

Well, there used to be conservative arts colleges, but they were all defunded.

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A liberal wins the powerball!

Millionaires and Billionaires aren't so bad now after all!

Why do liberals wear glasses?

Because they're short sighted.

How many Liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

The light bulb doesn't want to change and you should stop forcing it to do what it doesn't want to do.

How many liberals does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Bush did it.

How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb

None, because change can only come from a revolution of the working classes.

Libera joke, How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb

A liberal arts student walks into a bar.

(Insert pronoun here) can't buy anything.

You know, I haven't always been liberal

You would see I'm a big fan of 80's Bush, if you check my search history.

How many Liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Liberals: Changing the bulb is too extreme. Let's fix the current one in the dark.

I haven't seen liberals this butthurt since they legalized gay marriage.


In the U.S., why are liberals better racecar drivers than conservatives?

They only take left turns.

Liberals declared leukemia to be racist

There's too many white cells.

Why did Liberace play the piano? NSFW

Because he sucked on an organ.

Backstory: Liberace was gay.

Liberals are more generous than conservatives

Not only are they generous with their own money, they are also generous with other people's money!

(This is just a joke sorry)

Why cant you take a liberal anywhere?

They always get left.

If you're a liberal arts major, here's a tip

$5, and be glad it's 20%.

Why do liberals hate apples?

Because they're not PC bro!

Why are liberals always asking for handouts?

Because the PowerPoint projector is broken.

What is a liberals favorite part of a gun?

The trigger

Liberace was great on the piano.

But he sucked on the organ.

Why don't liberals like dentists?

Because dentists make teeth straight and white.

Liberal people support human rights and the idea that people with disabilities should have equal labor market opportunities.

Now there is a disabled guy in the White House and all they do is compalain about it.

My liberal friends really love their new iPhone.

Made by kids in China, from rare metals, mined by slaves, from a company that pays no tax.

How many liberals does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they turn left.

If liberals are libtards,

are Republicans retards?

Liberals who watch Rupal Drag Race cannot make fun of conservatives for liking Nascar.

Illegal drag racing or street racing can become as dangerous or even more dangerous than a Nascar pileup.

I said hi to a liberal last week

The trial is on Thursday

Why did the liberal vote republican?

Because she is an illegal immigrant

As liberal as I am, Donald Trump and I do have one thing in common.

If Ivanka weren't his daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her.

A liberal died and went to heaven

He asked God, "God, why didn't you send down a man to cure cancer?"

God replied: "I did, but you aborted him"

Why are liberals always wrong?

Because they aren't right.

If liberals are libtards...

Doesn't that make republicans just plain ole retards?

Why did the liberal not want to talk to the socialist?

Because they are anti-social.

Liberace was great on the piano and all.

But crazy rumor had it that he sucked on the organ.

Liberace dies an regains consciousness outside the pearly gates.

St. Peter says, I'm sorry, Liberace, but you can't come in. It says right here you ate a parrot. That's God's favorite bird. There's no way I can let you in. Liberace responds, No, no! You got the wrong guy! I never ate a parrot!...

...Now, I mighta ate a cockatoo...

Why are liberal politics so confusing?

In liberal politics, left is right and right is wrong

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