Liam Neeson Jokes

Funniest Liam Neeson Short Jokes

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1. Liam Neeson struggles with being unappreciated after saving his family several times. His next film is going to be "Taken 4 Granted."
2. They should make another Taken movie about Liam Neeson being underappreciated for keeping his family safe It should be called Taken 4: Granted
3. All the uproar about Liam Neeson's racist comments is a bit much Can't we let Qui-Gons be Qui-Gons...?
4. Why hasn't Liam Neeson been nominated for another Oscar in the last 10 years? All his roles have been Taken
5. Why didn't Jeff Goldblum go all Liam Neeson when his wife was taken? Because his wife cannot be contained, wife breaks free, wife
   ..... finds a way
6. I thought I saw Liam Neeson on the street but it turned out it was just some girl.... It was a case of Miss Taken identity.
7. Bruce Willis and Liam Neeson have signed up to do a movie together It's called 'Taken Hard'
8. liam neeson is the taco bell of actors it's the same 4 ingredients 50 ways but i always have to try their new taco just in case my breath gets taken again
9. Tonight I'm going to go see the commuter with Liam Neeson Cuz he's my friend and he invited me
10. What is Liam Neeson's favorite video game? Fallout 3... Fallout 3.

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Liam Neeson One Liners

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1. Can't wait to see Liam Neeson's new film Taken: Out Of Context.
2. Why is it hard for Liam Neeson to enjoy Valentine's Day? Because all the girls are taken
3. If Liam Neeson played Aquaman "I've got a particular set of gills"
4. Why doesn't Liam Neeson's daughter date? She's taken.
5. Didn't see Liam Neeson at the Oscars last night. Must be on a blacklist
6. Liam Neeson is making a cameo in the up coming "Cars 3" ...as himself, Liam Nissan.
7. Liam Neeson's first choice of username was taken His second choice was taken too
8. I'd be scared to buy an LG Tv Liam Neeson may find me!
9. Liam neeson has stopped doing movies for a while. He's Taken a break.
10. Why did the doctor float away after healing Liam Neeson He became Heal-Liam
11. How is Liam Neeson and an ionic bond alike? They are always having something get taken.
12. Liam Neeson never snowboards. He has a very specific set of skis.
13. Relationship Status: Taken by Liam Neeson
14. I like my women how I like my Liam Neeson movies Taken.
15. What is Liam Neeson's Greatest Fear? Child Protective Services

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