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  1. Liam Neeson struggles with being unappreciated after saving his family several times. His next film is going to be "Taken 4 Granted."
  2. They should make another Taken movie about Liam Neeson being underappreciated for keeping his family safe It should be called Taken 4: Granted
  3. Jussie Smollett paid two black actors to beat him up, when Liam Neeson would have done it for nothing.
  4. All the uproar about Liam Neeson's racist comments is a bit much Can't we let Qui-Gons be Qui-Gons...?
  5. Why hasn't Liam Neeson been nominated for another Oscar in the last 10 years? All his roles have been Taken
  6. Why didn't Jeff Goldblum go all Liam Neeson when his wife was taken? Because his wife cannot be contained, wife breaks free, wife
    ..... finds a way
  7. I thought I saw Liam Neeson on the street but it turned out it was just some girl.... It was a case of Miss Taken identity.
  8. Bruce Willis and Liam Neeson have signed up to do a movie together It's called 'Taken Hard'
  9. liam neeson is the taco bell of actors it's the same 4 ingredients 50 ways but i always have to try their new taco just in case my breath gets taken again
  10. What is Liam Neeson's Greatest Fear? Child Protective Services

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  1. Can't wait to see Liam Neeson's new film Taken: Out Of Context.
  2. Why is it hard for Liam Neeson to enjoy Valentine's Day? Because all the girls are taken
  3. If Liam Neeson played Aquaman "I've got a particular set of gills"
  4. Why doesn't Liam Neeson's daughter date? She's taken.
  5. Didn't see Liam Neeson at the Oscars last night. Must be on a blacklist
  6. Liam Neeson is making a cameo in the up coming "Cars 3" himself, Liam Nissan.
  7. Liam Neeson's first choice of username was taken His second choice was taken too
  8. I'd be scared to buy an LG Tv Liam Neeson may find me!
  9. Liam neeson has stopped doing movies for a while. He's Taken a break.
  10. Liam Neeson doesn't want to do action movies anymore. Taken: A Break
  11. Why did the doctor float away after healing Liam Neeson He became Heal-Liam
  12. How is Liam Neeson and an ionic bond alike? They are always having something get taken.
  13. Liam Neeson never snowboards. He has a very specific set of skis.
  14. Relationship Status: Taken by Liam Neeson
  15. I like my women how I like my Liam Neeson movies Taken.

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Liam Neeson got pulled over on the weekend...

...and was found to be driving OVER the influence

How does Liam Neeson like his martini?

Taken, not stirred.

Liam Neeson's wife asks him to do some household chores

Taken: Out the Garbage

Why is Batman undefeatable?

Because he was coached by Liam Neeson.

A New Movie - Stephen Spielberg

Stephen Speilberg has just recently decided to create a new action movie about the greatest composers on Earth. His creates his cast and asks them 'Who do you want to be' ...
Bruce Willis says to him 'I ll play Beethoven, i've always fancied myself as a bit of a genius'
Liam Neeson then pipes up saying 'Im going to be Mozart, i find his music very relaxing and very baroque'
Lastly Arnold Schwarzenegger says 'Ill be Bach'


Albanians kidnap Liam Neesons bird

I wonder what Liam Neeson would be doing if he hadn't become an action star.

The road without Taken.

Liam Neeson was walking on a road.

He suddenly slipped and fell, twisting his knee. He looks around for some help. He sees a kid with a balloon coming towards him.
"Hey kid. Come here." He called him, asking for his help.
"Hello Liam Neeson, I see you are hurt. What happened?" He asks.
"Hurt my knee kid. Can you help me please?"
"Sure, take this." He says, handing him the balloon.
"What's this for?" Looking at him, confused.
"This is full of Heal-Liam."

What is Liam Neeson's favorite video game?

Fallout 3... Fallout 3.

Tonight I'm going to go see the commuter with Liam Neeson

Cuz he's my friend and he invited me

A movie studio is casting roles for a documentary about classical musicians.

Tom Cruise says I'll play the part of Mozart
Liam Neeson says I'll make a great Beethoven
Arnold Schwarzenegger says I'll be Bach

A new Taken movie is being made.

In it, Liam Neeson feels like nobody appreciates the effort he went through to get his family back. So he pays people to kidnap him to make his family see the lengths he went through to save them.
It's going to be called Taken 4 Granted.

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