Liam Jokes

59 liam jokes and hilarious liam puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about liam that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Liam Short Jokes

Short liam jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The liam humour may include short liam neeson jokes also.

  1. Liam Neeson struggles with being unappreciated after saving his family several times. His next film is going to be "Taken 4 Granted."
  2. They should make another Taken movie about Liam Neeson being underappreciated for keeping his family safe It should be called Taken 4: Granted
  3. Jussie Smollett paid two black actors to beat him up, when Liam Neeson would have done it for nothing.
  4. All the uproar about Liam Neeson's racist comments is a bit much Can't we let Qui-Gons be Qui-Gons...?
  5. Why hasn't Liam Neeson been nominated for another Oscar in the last 10 years? All his roles have been Taken
  6. Why didn't Jeff Goldblum go all Liam Neeson when his wife was taken? Because his wife cannot be contained, wife breaks free, wife
    ..... finds a way
  7. I thought I saw Liam Neeson on the street but it turned out it was just some girl.... It was a case of Miss Taken identity.
  8. What do yo call a tall, muscular Irishman with a temper that you shouldn't mess with? Liam Malone
  9. Bruce Willis and Liam Neeson have signed up to do a movie together It's called 'Taken Hard'
  10. In Dublin, a very nervous Liam brings his girlfriend to meet his father for the first time. Liam (to father): This is Amanda
    Father: A fooking WHAT!?

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Liam One Liners

Which liam one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with liam? I can suggest the ones about contagious and bard.

  1. Can't wait to see Liam Neeson's new film Taken: Out Of Context.
  2. What do you call an Irish man who's always breaking up fights? Liam Mallone
  3. Why is it hard for Liam Neeson to enjoy Valentine's Day? Because all the girls are taken
  4. If Liam Neeson played Aquaman "I've got a particular set of gills"
  5. The universe implodes. No matter.
  6. Why doesn't Liam Neeson's daughter date? She's taken.
  7. Didn't see Liam Neeson at the Oscars last night. Must be on a blacklist
  8. What do you call the world's most badass sedan? A Liam Nissan
  9. What do you call an Irish fella trying to break up a fight? Liam Malone
  10. Finally a Taken movie that shows how under appreciated Liam is.. Taken 4: Granted
  11. My favorite anime character liam ni-san
  12. Liam Neeson is making a cameo in the up coming "Cars 3" himself, Liam Nissan.
  13. Liam Neeson's first choice of username was taken His second choice was taken too
  14. I'd be scared to buy an LG Tv Liam Neeson may find me!
  15. Liam neeson has stopped doing movies for a while. He's Taken a break.

Liam Neeson Jokes

Here is a list of funny liam neeson jokes and even better liam neeson puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • liam neeson is the taco bell of actors it's the same 4 ingredients 50 ways but i always have to try their new taco just in case my breath gets taken again
  • Liam Neeson doesn't want to do action movies anymore. Taken: A Break
  • Why did the doctor float away after healing Liam Neeson He became Heal-Liam
  • How is Liam Neeson and an ionic bond alike? They are always having something get taken.
  • Liam Neeson never snowboards. He has a very specific set of skis.
  • Relationship Status: Taken by Liam Neeson
  • I like my women how I like my Liam Neeson movies Taken.
  • What is Liam Neeson's Greatest Fear? Child Protective Services
  • Tonight I'm going to go see the commuter with Liam Neeson Cuz he's my friend and he invited me
  • What is Liam Neeson's favorite video game? Fallout 3... Fallout 3.
Liam joke, What is Liam Neeson's favorite video game?

Laughable Liam Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about liam you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean john jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make liam pranks.

A middle-aged teacher named Mrs. Jackson saw one of her first grade boys making rude faces at the preschoolers on the playground

She said "You know, Liam, when I was a little girl I was told that if I made ugly faces it might freeze and stay like that."
Liam replied "Well sorry Mrs. Jackson, but you can't say you weren't warned.

Mother and son

Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad.
Liam: I like you both.
Mother: Ok, if I go to america and your dad goes to paris, where will you go
Liam: I will go to paris.
Mother: That's means you like dad more
Liam: No, its because i like paris
Mother: Ok, fine, if I go to paris and your dad goes to america, where will you go.
Liam: I will go to America.
Mother: Why
Liam: Because I have already gone to paris.

Liam Neeson was walking on a road.

He suddenly slipped and fell, twisting his knee. He looks around for some help. He sees a kid with a balloon coming towards him.
"Hey kid. Come here." He called him, asking for his help.
"Hello Liam Neeson, I see you are hurt. What happened?" He asks.
"Hurt my knee kid. Can you help me please?"
"Sure, take this." He says, handing him the balloon.
"What's this for?" Looking at him, confused.
"This is full of Heal-Liam."

A movie studio is casting roles for a documentary about classical musicians.

Tom Cruise says I'll play the part of Mozart
Liam Neeson says I'll make a great Beethoven
Arnold Schwarzenegger says I'll be Bach

A New Movie - Stephen Spielberg

Stephen Speilberg has just recently decided to create a new action movie about the greatest composers on Earth. His creates his cast and asks them 'Who do you want to be' ...
Bruce Willis says to him 'I ll play Beethoven, i've always fancied myself as a bit of a genius'
Liam Neeson then pipes up saying 'Im going to be Mozart, i find his music very relaxing and very baroque'
Lastly Arnold Schwarzenegger says 'Ill be Bach'

Mom: - "Get up Liam, you will be late for school."

- "But I don't wanna go, all the teachers and students hate me."
- "You have to go."
- "Give me one reason why I should go."
- "Your 35, and you're the principal."

A new Taken movie is being made.

In it, Liam Neeson feels like nobody appreciates the effort he went through to get his family back. So he pays people to kidnap him to make his family see the lengths he went through to save them.
It's going to be called Taken 4 Granted.

Man walks into a Catholic church at night

To his surprise, two priests walk up to excitedly greet him.
"Hello!" Says the other. "I am Paul Unch, and this is Liam Ine, we're the priests here. If you'll walk this way-"
"Hold up", says the man. "P. Unch and L. Ine? I'm in a s**... joke, right?"
"O-h**...!" exclaims Ine. "You got us!"
"Alright, screw this. I'm leaving." And he walks out in a huff.
"Well, that got rid of him", said Ine. "Paul, get the altar boys back in."

Liam joke, Liam neeson has stopped doing movies for a while.

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