The Best 35 Lgbtq Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Lgbtq jokes. There are some lgbtq gay jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lgbtq pansexual puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Lgbtq Jokes and Puns

What happens when you put a lot of LGBT people in a long line?

You get a LGBTQ.

Every time I ask someone what the acronym LGBTQ stands for...

I can never get a straight answer.

I usually ask people what LGBTQ means.

I never get a straight answer.

Lgbtq joke, I usually ask people what LGBTQ means.

I asked so many people what LGBTQ+ means

Nobody gave me a straight answer.

I've been asking people what LGBTQ means....

Nobody will give me a straight answer


How does a colorblind person see the LGBTQ flag?

They see it in gayscale.

Trump used to love the LGBTQ community...

Until he found out it doesn't stand for "Loans Given By The Qataris"

Lgbtq joke, Trump used to love the LGBTQ community...

Today I was turned away from an LGBTQ organized event. To think I thought they were inclusive.

This is the last time I take my pack of lions to a pride parade.

What does LGBTQ stand for in 2020

Lets get back to quarantine, obviously

Stay safe everyone

Trump Supporters are demanding to join the LGBTQ+ community.

They say they identify as Non-Bidenary

Where are LGBTQ vampires from?

TRANSylvania

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What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?

None of them are straight.

(As a member of both groups I now hate myself for telling this joke).

I tired googling about LGBTQ today

just couldn't get a straight answer.

A girl once told me she was LGBTQ

I said, I asked for the homework, not the among us code.

If a LGBTQ person participates in a drive-by shooting, is that a...

...fruity roll-up?

I don't understand Christianity's problem with LGBTQ people.

Transgender women made me believe in Adam's apple.

Lgbtq joke, I don't understand Christianity's problem with LGBTQ people.

The next LG phone needs to appeal to all audiences and be a plus size phone

We'll call it the LGbtq+

I tried to make a LGBTQ+ joke

But nobody got it straight

Here comes my ban.......

I keep asking what LGBTQ stands for...

I never get a straight answer


I feel so bad for homeless LGBTQ people

They have no closet to come out of

What do you call an LGBTQ person who doesn't take action?

A Bi-stander.

A dude on the street yelled that it's allowed to be LGBTQ nowadays and said it was 100% true

A man walked by and said:

"You're not spitting straight facts, that's for sure"

I just watched aggressive sex between a group of people that celebrate pride and individuality in 720p

It was HD LGBTQ BDSM

Why are the Jedi LGBTQ+?

Because their enemies are the Cis

Hillary's team is really going all out to get the LGBTQ vote...

They've even convinced Huma to get rid of her Weiner.

What is a LGBTQ+?

It is when a LGBTQ loses an electron.

Why does the LGBTQ community do so well in school?

Because they have an A+.

What does the Q in LGBTQ stand for?

Qmmunity

(Star Wars) Why was the Battle Droid not invited to the LGBTQ party?

He was CISgendered

I just found out what the LGBTQ stands for

Lettuce, Garlic, Bacon, Tomato, Quesadilla

What do you call a shirt that's LGBTQ+

Female underwear

Because they're Pan-Tees

Why do members of the LGBTQ community invest in commercial real estate as opposed to residential?

Because commercial real estate is non binary

My dad once told me that i should never hit a woman

That's why i relieve stress at the lgbtq conference.

Why did the DJ consider himself to be a part of the LGBTQ community?

Because he was transitioning.

Whats up with all this LGBTQ+ stuff?

Like I get there are more colors, but can't we just stick to **RGB**?

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