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Lgbt Jokes

83 lgbt jokes and hilarious lgbt puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lgbt that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Discover the creative uses of LGBT jokes from Pilate jokes to Christmas parade jokes. Learn about the history of LGBT comedy and how these jokes are used to bring levity to an often tumultuous topic. Enjoy humorous stories about the LGBT community and discover the funny side of LGBT culture.

Funniest Lgbt Short Jokes

Short lgbt jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lgbt humour may include short parade jokes also.

  1. I always ask what LGBT stands for... But i never get a straight answer.
    Ps: I'm very aware of its meaning(since im very gay).
  2. A transgender person cut me in line at the supermarket. You're LGBT, right? I asked.
    You forgot about the 'Q', they replied bluntly.
    No, I said, you did.
  3. A lesbian, a gay man, a bisexual person, and a trans person are waiting in line It was an LGBT queue
  4. How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
  5. Why can you see the LGBT colours in the sky after it rains? Because the sun just came out.
  6. Did you ever realize that the colours on the LGBT flag are actually all straight Unless it blows?
  7. I'll never know what LGBT stands for. Every time I ask I can never get a straight answer.

  8. I'm asking what LGBT is But everyone keeps giving me straight answers and now I don't have a joke to tell.
  9. Why does LGBT always have to have a Q? I mean, is it too much to want to enjoy my Lipton Grey British Tea without waiting every time?
  10. According to a recent survey of Chefs, about 82% of them are part of the LGBT community. Interestingly most of them were pansexual

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Lgbt One Liners

Which lgbt one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lgbt? I can suggest the ones about transgender and trans.

  1. What happens when you put a lot of LGBT people in a long line? You get a LGBTQ.
  2. What do you call a line at the gay bar? An LGBT queue.
  3. Why can't you argue with the LGBT community? Because they're not thinking straight.
  4. Doesn't the "B" in LGBT ... imply there are only 2 genders?
  5. I asked 10 people what LGBT stands for But I never got a straight answer
  6. I researched about LGBT on internet today Just couldn't get a straight answer.
  7. Why are LGBT people so fashionable? Because they spent a lot of time in the closet
  8. I keep asking people what LGBT means I can never get a straight answer
  9. What do you call a long line of LGBT people An LGBTQ
  10. LG's new Bluetooth department is very progressive Everyone there is LGBT
  11. What was the anthem of Saudi Arabia's first LGBT pride parade? We Will Rock You.
  12. Why do LGBT people dislike coding? It's binary
  13. How does a LGBT Communist get to work? On their Bi-Sickle!
  14. So I found out what LGBT stands for! lasagna, Gideon, Bread, TikTok.
  15. All cars support LGBT community. Afterall, they all have a trans mission.

Lgbt joke, All cars support LGBT community.

Entertaining Lgbt Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

What funny jokes about lgbt you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bisexual jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lgbt pranks.

What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

I'm pretty sure my electrician supports LGBT rights.

Just the other day I heard him talking about his transister.

Altoids has begun marketing to the LGBT community.

Their new mints are bi-curiously strong.

People doubt me when I mention how accepting Canada is towards the LGBT community.

But it's Trudeau.

LGBT should rename themselves BLTG.

It's more tasteful.

"I can closely relate to the LGBT community, as my own child is a man trapped in a woman's body ..."

Fortunately for him, he'll be born next February.

Asked my dad what LGBT stands for

He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?"
Obviously I had to reply with "Garnish".
[True story. My dad is not an idiot either, totally normal human.]

What's the LGBT community's favorite s**... position?

Sixty-*Nouns*

I learned what LGBT stands for!

Lettuce Guacamole Bacon Tomato

What do you get when you put guacamole on a BLT?

An LGBT.

You mama so s**......

she thought LGBT was a type of sandwich

What do you call an LGBT robot?

A *Trans*former

I always thought LGBT means Lettuce Ginger Bacon and Tomato...

Until my smart friend told me that G stands for Guacamole

There's a LGBT branch of Ku Klux k**...

It's called, Gay-K-K

Why are lines on the lgbt flag straight?

Legit question

I want to start an lgbt friendly militia

An Al gayda if you will...

Where are LGBTQ vampires from?

TRANSylvania

What would you have if the LGBT community kicked out all the g**...?

A pretty good sandwich

My son just told me what he thought LGBT stood for

L - Let's
G - Get down to
B - Buisness
T - To defeat the huns

Helium, Argon, Neon, Krypton, and Helium walk into a LGBT bar

The bar keeper says: "get out of here, we don't want far right elements in here"

What is a LGBTQ+?

It is when a LGBTQ loses an electron.

What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?

None of them are straight.
(As a member of both groups I now hate myself for telling this joke).

I keep asking what LGBTQ stands for...

I never get a straight answer

What do LGBT people drink?

Gender Fluid

If a LGBTQ person participates in a drive-by shooting, is that a...

...fruity roll-up?

What does LGBTQ stand for in 2020

Lets get back to quarantine, obviously
Stay safe everyone

LG created a new proprietary Bluetooth technology and protestors are now rallying against the the IEEE 802.15.1 Bluetooth standard

Manufacturers have quickly adopted to LG's new protocol, as they are afraid of not supporting the LGBT.

Why do LGBT people have bad grades?

They can't think straight.

What do LGBTQ members drink?

Gender fluid

I tried watching LGBT movies to celebrate Pride month

but I need to pay extra for LGBT Plus

I keep seeing all these LGBTQ+ Pride signs everywhere.

I ask people what they mean but can never get a straight answer.

I said, "LGBTQIA".

The optometrist said, "OK, try the line below that one".

What is the LGBT wing of the Klu Klux k**... called?

The Gay KK

What do you call an LGBT mom who's invisible?

Transparent

Do you know what LGBTQ stands for?

Every time I ask I can never get a straight answer

When I ask what LGBTQIA+ stands for

I never get a straight answer.

What does the + in LGBTQ stands for?

Is it like gay premium?

My LGBTQ+ programmer friend told me they were having trouble with some data inputs the other day...

I think it's because they're non-binary

What is LGBTQ?

Give me a straight answer.

Can someone please tell me what LGBTQ+ stands for?

Nobody is giving me a straight answer.

So an LGBTQ group plan a meeting one day.

And the leader of the group asks: What's on the agenda?
One of the group members stand up and say: A top hat. Thanks for noticing!

How are LGBTQ folks like batteries?

Usually, they are not included.

can someone tell me what LGBTQ means?

I can't get a straight answer

Lgbt joke, Why does LGBT always have to have a Q?

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