Lgbt Jokes
83 lgbt jokes and hilarious lgbt puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lgbt that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover the creative uses of LGBT jokes from Pilate jokes to Christmas parade jokes. Learn about the history of LGBT comedy and how these jokes are used to bring levity to an often tumultuous topic. Enjoy humorous stories about the LGBT community and discover the funny side of LGBT culture.
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Funniest Lgbt Short Jokes
Short lgbt jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lgbt humour may include short parade jokes also.
- I always ask what LGBT stands for... But i never get a straight answer.
Ps: I'm very aware of its meaning(since im very gay). - A lesbian, a gay man, a bisexual person, and a trans person are waiting in line It was an LGBT queue
- I'm asking what LGBT is But everyone keeps giving me straight answers and now I don't have a joke to tell.
- According to a recent survey of Chefs, about 82% of them are part of the LGBT community. Interestingly most of them were pansexual
- I tried watching LGBT movies to celebrate Pride month but I need to pay extra for LGBT Plus
- I'm pretty sure my electrician supports LGBT rights. Just the other day I heard him talking about his transister.
- People doubt me when I mention how accepting Canada is towards the LGBT community. But it's Trudeau.
- I always thought LGBT means Lettuce Ginger Bacon and Tomato... Until my smart friend told me that G stands for Guacamole
- What makes LGBT game characters unique from other characters? they don't shoot in a straight line
- Now that we have finally started to accept LGBT people inour society... ...I think Iowans will soon follow
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Lgbt One Liners
Which lgbt one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lgbt? I can suggest the ones about transgender and trans.
- What do you call a line at the gay bar? An LGBT queue.
- I asked 10 people what LGBT stands for But I never got a straight answer
- What do you call a long line of LGBT people An LGBTQ
- LG's new Bluetooth department is very progressive Everyone there is LGBT
- Why do LGBT people dislike coding? It's binary
- So I found out what LGBT stands for! lasagna, Gideon, Bread, TikTok.
- All cars support LGBT community. Afterall, they all have a trans mission.
- What do you call an LGBT robot? A *Trans*former
- What do you get when you put guacamole on a BLT? An LGBT.
- What do you call an LGBT mom who's invisible? Transparent
- I learned what LGBT stands for! Lettuce Guacamole Bacon Tomato
- Why are lines on the lgbt flag straight? Legit question
- What's the most commonly spoken language amongst LGBT people? Gaelic.
- what does lgbt stand for? likely getting bad testosterone
- This is so sad can we hit 50 points LGBT
L: Let's
G: Get
B:
T: This bread
Entertaining Lgbt Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
What funny jokes about lgbt you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean heterosexual jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lgbt pranks.
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How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
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In light of all the LGBT groups participating in St Patrick's Day.....
I'm going to open a new Irish themed gay bar. It will be called *s**... and Begorrah*
Didja hear they're developing a new gameshow targeted specifically at an LGBT audience?
Yeah - they're gonna call it "Bruce or Dare"
If Jesus had been LGBT, what would Pilate have said?
Someone asked me if there were any LGBT gamers in the group
I guess you could call be a GAYmer...hehe
They say that there are rising levels of LGBT population in Spain...
There's not a day goes by that a Deigo's Bi
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Altoids has begun marketing to the LGBT community.
Their new mints are bi-curiously strong.
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Which fruit can't get married?
A can't elope.
Or better yet
None of them because of the lgbt movement.
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"I can closely relate to the LGBT community, as my own child is a man trapped in a woman's body ..."
Fortunately for him, he'll be born next February.
Asked my dad what LGBT stands for
He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?"
Obviously I had to reply with "Garnish".
[True story. My dad is not an idiot either, totally normal human.]
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What's the LGBT community's favorite s**... position?
Sixty-*Nouns*
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Did you ever realize that the colours on the LGBT flag are actually all straight
Unless it blows?
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You mama so s**......
she thought LGBT was a type of sandwich
I seriously doubt that Jesus was against LGBT...
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Why can you see the LGBT colours in the sky after it rains?
Because the sun just came out.
Where are LGBTQ vampires from?
TRANSylvania
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What would you have if the LGBT community kicked out all the g**...?
A pretty good sandwich
New Star Wars movie
They're making a star wars movie about Boba Fett's sister Mos Fett who is LGBT. She is a trans sister
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My son just told me what he thought LGBT stood for
L - Let's
G - Get down to
B - Buisness
T - To defeat the huns
The LGBTQ community is like the number pi
Nobody knows how it ends
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LGBT are the most postive group of people out there.
h**... positive that is.
What can you say to and get from an LGBT couple in Canada these days?
Hi gaze.
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I'm A Great Help to the LGBT+ Community
I've helped girls realize they're actually l**...
What does LGBT stand for?
Lesbian, Gay, Brazilian, Transgender
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"LGBTQIA people" is a bit difficult to pronounce...
Why not just say "Brazilians" for short?
Two electrical components walk into a LGBT bar...
Bartender "you two look alike, are you related?"
"Yea, we're transistors"
The new LGBT NFL rules are modified from the Traditional NFL
There's no tight end
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if the B in LGBT stands for bisexual then it means there are only 2 genders. #god
What does the Q in LGBTQ stand for?
Qmmunity
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If a LGBTQ person participates in a drive-by shooting, is that a...
...fruity roll-up?
What does LGBTQ stand for in 2020
Lets get back to quarantine, obviously
Stay safe everyone
Why does the LGBTQ community do so well in school?
Because they have an A+.
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LG created a new proprietary Bluetooth technology and protestors are now rallying against the the IEEE 802.15.1 Bluetooth standard
Manufacturers have quickly adopted to LG's new protocol, as they are afraid of not supporting the LGBT.
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I researched about LGBT on internet today
Just couldn't get a straight answer.
What do LGBTQ members drink?
Gender fluid
I keep seeing all these LGBTQ+ Pride signs everywhere.
I ask people what they mean but can never get a straight answer.
I said, "LGBTQIA".
The optometrist said, "OK, try the line below that one".
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Why are LGBT people so fashionable?
Because they spent a lot of time in the closet
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What is the LGBT wing of the Klu Klux k**... called?
The Gay KK
What does the + in LGBTQ stands for?
Is it like gay premium?
My LGBTQ+ programmer friend told me they were having trouble with some data inputs the other day...
I think it's because they're non-binary
So an LGBTQ group plan a meeting one day.
And the leader of the group asks: What's on the agenda?
One of the group members stand up and say: A top hat. Thanks for noticing!
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How are LGBTQ folks like batteries?
Usually, they are not included.
