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3 men were waiting in line to enter heaven

The angel at the gate asks the first man
"how many times did you cheat on your wife?" "10 times" the man answers. The angel gives him the keys to a 2010 Toyota Camry "this is how you will drive around heaven".
The second man says he cheated on his wife 5 times, the angel gives him a 2018 Lexus and let's him in.
The third man says he never cheated on his wife, he gets a 2021 Rolls Royce.

A few days later the 3 men meet and the man in the Rolls Royce is very sad, the men ask him what's wrong, he replys "I just saw my wife riding around on a scooter.

A joke for Monday…

My boss pulled up in his brand new Lexus today and I couldn't help but admire it.
Nice car, I said as he got out.
Well, he said, noticing my admiring looks, If you work hard, put the hours in, and really strive for excellence, then…..
I'll have an even better one next year.

What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

Two guys are talking about what the are got their wives for their birthdays…

…and one of them say he got his wife a five karat Diamond ring.
And his buddy says, That's nice, but I thought she wanted a Lexus?
Yeah, but I didn't know where to buy a fake Lexus.

Morris had died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Morris' Last Will and Testament.

Morris had died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Morris' Last Will and Testament.
"To my dear wife Esther, I leave the house, 150 acres of land, and 1 million dollars.
To my son Barry, I leave my Big Lexus and the new Jaguar.
To my daughter Shirley, I leave my yacht and $250,000.
And to my brother-in-law Aaron, who always insisted that health is better than wealth, I leave my treadmill."

New Kind Of Car

At the bar, Tom and Bill were talking. My uncle tried to make a new kind of car. He took the wheels from a Cadillac, the radiator from a Lexus, and tires from a Ford," said Tom.

What did he get?" asked Bill.

Two years, said Tom

It's weird how people from the ghetto name their kids things they don't have or can't afford.

Mercedes, Crystal, Lexus, Diamond, Ruby, Love, Harmony, Hope...

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